-rep you would not believe what this freakazoid has done. I was eating dinner with my family and suddenly sandy is sitting there with me, obviously im very confused , so i ask whats up, but they just looked me in the eyes and ate their spaghetti as loud as possible, I really didnt know what to do. After minutes of their display of dominance, i burst into tears and ran into my room. When i came back, my family gaslit me into thinking it never happened, as that was the only way i could regain my male confidence.

icant come to work today.. on account of JERRY DUTY *SHoves every seinfeld disk into dvd player at once*

u stink