the pain...the pain of having a massive anaconda between my legs is unbearable. i may seem like a happy person, i may have a smile on my lips everyday, i may laugh and giggle but nobody knows the real me. nobody knows my struggle. nobody knows my agony. i feel so numb, knowing that im so different from everyone else with this monster on my body. but heh...i guess i deserve it..... :)

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I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

crazy good co-pilot

wait hes not peruvian wtf ?

he pretended to be a young Peruvian boy just to suck me off

i'd let him do it again

10/10