trash dota player

why would anyone allow dog breed your mother

so the other day I was walking down my street right? And i saw this purple guy like 2-3 blocks down. as i was walking by he stopped me. He started asking me about these super rocks and this power glove right? He was definitely a mad man, he was all like "im inevitable" and all this whacky stuff. So i decided the hardest choices require the strongest wills and left him there on the side of the road. I realized like 5 minutes later i was talking to thanos.