??? i made u eat ♥♥♥♥ and then called out how rubbish u are?

lol ur so mad

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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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It has Goku, Goku Super Sayion, Vegeta, Vegeta Ssj, Modern Goku, Piccalo (sorry if i spelled his name wrong), Krillon (also sorry if i spelled his name wrong), That whited face hat'd dude, Tien (sorry if i spelled his name wrong AGAIN).

sorry i dont like chinese people or their culture, u should ask ehwannawanga on my friends list she is a massive fan of east asian media and gutter oil

looser

hey champ you are king gg

You are a king gg !!!

The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥ JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥ JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me.

+rep uses n-word in chat

Pão

Talentless

+1 is full of gluten

Yeah thats fine

I'm not home, is tomorrow ok?

-rep this man doesnt shut up about how much he LOVES victoria 3, he loves casual gaming and the new combat system in vic 3

Because you are an NAcel I dunno when your timezone will coincide with our timezone so just spam on discord when you notice both stroj#9595 and INFLATE_ME#7396 online remember to @ constantly so I get notifications its a bit buggy so you might have to spam @ alot until the União de Caixa Preta (the portuguese internet survilence state para-military police) gives up on trying to filter your messages and sends it through

Hey, srry I did not get back so soon...
--- I probably should of asked when you wanted the Photo by...

Sooo... I got a Computer up & running, which means
things will be a lot faster now...

Your Photo should be done before tonight's over,
& I have a way to accept Payments now...

The Question is? If you have a means to Transaction the funds...

Sooo? When I get back to you in the Next Update?
It should be Finalized, & Finished, alright?

I am Online

I'll try to get on Discord...

brasil is better than protugal monkey KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

hello hahaha my discord is stroj#9595, you should also try INFLATE_ME#7396, my international alt because Portugal bans discord accounts made in Portugal from communication but they rarely actually inforce that lol jmao so yeah PLEASE contact me on discord ASAP, is it okay if I use trollcoin for payement? if not I can convert it to digitalmark which is more accessible, otherwise I can just send you some amazon gift cards, I'll have to buss 2km for it though cause I live in a ranch in Northern Portugal hahah, talking about ranching would you accept cattle as a forms of payement??? I have a brown cow that LITERALLY waterfalls milk I PROMISE you will NOT be disappointed with it I can send it with cattle delivery services if you offer to pay for delivery ofc, also can this be a long term arrangment?? I think I will have need of your services until I die lol anyways PLEASE contact me on discord, make sure to send multiple dms cause of the international ban I spoke about earlier

Srry, My Computer #3 was put on Hold due to the Pandemic in the USA...
---- The President Banned Computer Hardware, & I was not able to get
any Hardware to finish building my PC...

---- I no longer have the money to Build it anymore, but I still refuse to give up
the Banned GPU I got dirt cheap before the major Price Inflation hit the Market...

---- I still have a chance to Salvage my PC #2, though...
------- If I can? I can use it to do the Art for you, =D

So if I can do that in the Next day or two? I understand what your asking,
& yes, I can actually do this for you if you would like...

Did you say you'd be willing to pay something for the Artwork?
---- Is there a Possibility that we can do this without STEAM Wallet Funds?
---- I do not normally use Discord, nor use it on a Regular basis,
--------- however I can actually make contact with you on Discord...
---- What is your Discord?

fell asleep and threw up whilst playing dragon ball xenobloke 2

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-rep bad soldier

-rep goes the wrong way on frontier every time and gets 5 points the whole game

So, I was playing tf2 (as I usually do) and drinking some delecious choclate milk, when someone on the enemy team said, and I kid you not, "Morbius sucks." I jumped out of my seat when I read this and fell to my knees crying. After gaining my composure, i stood back up and started typing on my RGB light up keyboard. I said "you've probaby never even watched mrobius, you loser!!!!!1" (I know, what a comeback) and waited for this heretic to respond. Instead of deleting the game, as I expected, he responded with "♥♥♥." I didn't know what this meant, so I looked it up and found out it means "kMorbius ySucks sFatballs." I was devestated and imediantly got out of the game. I havent touched Tf2 since. So please, don't harass morbheads (like myself) on the game anymore!!!!

i main medic

Great spy and sniper main, gets one kill and dies, is in a constant decay of hairloss

-rep he got really mad at me because i had to stop playing and pray to Allah. Hates muslims, otherwise a really good spy main.

10/10 would pocket again

This scene was suggested by, and stars, j0hnny0hm. He came to me and asked me about making a scene where a tiny person was trapped inside the cage on the boardgame Mouse Trap.
He's obviously not trapped, he could either lift the cage or just crawl out... but I feel poor little Steven was playing as a game piece on the board and he's just depressed that he got caught lmao.
Thank you Steven for you're great idea and for working with me to get this photo completed.
Tiny guy: j0hnny0hm and the background is by him too. :D

the guy below me is a liar, this guy cheats on tf2, mad spinbot

I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you

Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me
I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)
I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
No one saw Shane coming except for your wife

Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

[and 100 other original jokes to post on breads page]

+rep always there when i want to eat

big batty bunda gal

I dont speak polish bro

-rep тупой долбаёб который открыл ворота,конченый человек в дбд

very good survivor

+rep his ace is sexy asff

+ rep has the best tf2 server i have ever seen

Gluten-free.