Who an lazarus was cheating lol?

noob got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ so hard on lazarus he called his cheater friend to carry his ass for the next games

DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH ALLAH'S MOTHER WHILE ASTRAL PROJECTING!!!!!!!

I thought a good way to damage allah would be having sexual relations with his mother. I summoned her and we got down to business. God, that ass was juicy and she also had that gorilla grip ♥♥♥♥♥. Anyway, after I came inside her she revealed that she was allah the entire time.

This was the worst decision I had ever made. Now I'm gay and allah drained all my xp. I highly recommend doing all the main and side quests before the allah bossfight. Stay safe and keep grinding.

hey, added

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Warning: unexploded child detected. Please stand back.

Its Rothar.
Accept my friend request, this is a threat.

I wanna be a billionaire so I can buy a private island, get ripped with a personal trainer until I can bend ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steel beams, and capture the most attractive onlyfans femboys, pump them full of estrogen until they grow boobies, lose all body hair and most muscle mass, and they can barely maintain an erection, and set them free on my island. Then, I will hunt them by myself, naked, with a big ass knife and a tranquilizer gun and when I catch them one by one I rape their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ until their butts look like an asteroid impact crater. Then, repeat the process until they develop such a severe case of Stockholm syndrome that they can’t move ten feet away from me without having a total mental breakdown and falling into a coma.

I invented gay people

The world was boring with only straight people, so I have invented gay people. You’re very welcome.

I only invented gay men though. Lesbians were invented by the Germans, which is why most of them have no sense of humour.

Edit: I also made the bisexuals

Gamer down.

https://www.gtaall.com/gta-san-andreas/skins/49015-john-carver-from-dead-space-3.html

Oh man I want to ♥♥♥♥ Roxanne from fnaf so much I just want to invite her out for dinner and when it is the time, I’ll take down those panties, put it in a jar so that I can save it for jerking off later and taste her robot ♥♥♥♥♥. Oh man just think about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her in a vagina specifically created for me just made me bust a nut. Just when I’m about to dump my first load in that engineered metallic ♥♥♥♥♥, I’ll pull out and spray all of my seed against her face and repeat the mating session again and again until she runs out off battery at which point I’ll charge her up while both of us are in the charging booth.

GERMANS HAVING SEX BE LIKE

GERMAN 1: WOOOOOOH your glimwop is blurgulating my tight little fwooshola 😍

GERMAN 2: ohhhh yeah im gonna blurgulate your fwooshola so hard you dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop👽

GERMAN 1: OHHHHH GOOD GNORBLORP IM ABOUT TO SPLORB!!! 💦💦💦💦😍😍

GERMAN 2: thats right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop bagobloosh take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GLIMWOP!! 👽im about to SPLORBBBBB!!!!! splorbs all ovwr alien 1's fwooshola 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦

alien 1: OOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOODNESS GNORBLOP MY SCHNATZELGORB IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOOSHING!! 👽👽👽♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~!!

GERMAN 2: your fwooshola is glooping 🤣

GERMAN 1: 😘you bet it is after you blurgulated me baby ❤️

⚠️⚠️IMPORTANT!! always remember to YINNLOP after you blurgulate ⚠️⚠️

Everytime I play Sauda and she starts swinging those swords and shredding balloons like it was nothing, I feel like I’m being dishonest. How can it be so easy? She looks at me with those… pick me eyes. She wants me to use her. She knows I want to use her. And I have to, you know? I have no choice, because she’s the best hero in the game.

My girlfriend keeps saying I need to spend less time with the monkeys, but when I’m completing maps this easily, how can I stop? I feel like if she knew about me and Sauda she’d break up with me. I mean, who would want to be with such a morally low person? To just take the easy way out on every map? To have one tower carry me through the first twenty rounds?

To just obsess over her sharp swords… her powerful lead popping active… her not so perfectly kept bun… her great outfit choice… her extra damage to slowed and stunned balloons… her enchanted blades. She just wouldn’t be able to understand the nuances of it.

Being with Sauda gives me a sense of accomplishment. Not that I’m better at the game or anything. But me and her bond every time I play her. I see how clean her cuts are. I admire how high she can jump. I never click on her enough for her to be annoyed. I make sure I give her enough money to reach level 20 every map. She knows I take care of her. Every time she stops a balloon rush in it’s tracks… I feel something. I can’t let that go. She means so much to me. How can I let the guilt go?

Infinite ♥♥♥. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to ♥♥♥ uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your ♥♥♥♥ into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to ♥♥♥ into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The ♥♥♥ is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the ♥♥♥ from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the ♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The ♥♥♥ is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to ♥♥♥ all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own ♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥ accelerates.

You struggle to stand as the force of the ♥♥♥ begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the ♥♥♥ is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with ♥♥♥ instead of molasses. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You squeeze your ♥♥♥♥ to stop the ♥♥♥, but it begins to leak out of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ instead. You let go. The force of the ♥♥♥ tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen.

Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the ♥♥♥. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house
is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of ♥♥♥ hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the ♥♥♥ begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier.

The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your ♥♥♥ sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. The ♥♥♥ begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking...

cup

cup

cup

etf2l

Danke fürs offer, leider not able to play

nice duel we want you for a video

BREATH AIR!!!
you don't need A VAPE!
*smokes imaginary vape*
have you ever seen anyone with a vape?
oh wait lemme just
my vape's done charging
load it up
*makes goofy faces*
I mean
I smoke cigars but I know wtf I'm doing
gimme a BIG FAT CIGAR
I'm risking cancer to look like a MAFIA BOSS
FINE!
I'm not sitting there smoking cigars like
I can't believe this is BAD FOR ME
no like these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vape ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ children
and what kind of parent lets their 16 year old VAPE ANYWAY?
If I had a 16 year old son he's like I GOT A VAPE
*smacks imaginary vape*
GTFO OUT OF HERE! VAPE!
do some push ups
you ain't got time to vape you gotta do push ups

-rep nerd

-rep left handed

🏳‍🌈 He/Him They/Them 🏳‍🌈
🏳‍⚧ Trans queer non conforming 🏳‍⚧
🏳‍🌈 LGBT Supporter and Activist🏳‍🌈
🇮🇱⚧ Unshielded Transparent 🇮🇱⚧
💕🐶 Furry Lover / Fursuiter 💕🐶
❤😭💜 Depressed / Anxious ❤😭💜
💜 Feminist / Pro Women's Choice💜
✊🏿 BLM / Ant-White America ✊🏿
🗣 White Silence is Violence 🗣
👨🏻‍🦳💸 Eat The Rich 👨🏻‍🦳💸
❌👮🏻🚫 Anti Racist Pigs ❌👮🏻🚫
🧔🏻🚫 Fight the Patriarchy 🧔🏻🚫
❤💛 Anarcho-Communist ❤💛
‼❌ No Human is ILLEGAL ‼❌
🏴🚩 ANTIFA Supersoldier 🏴🚩
🚫🔫 BAN Assault Rifles 🚫🔫
🥒🥬 Vegan living healthy 🥒🥬

You are the reason we had brexit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Plushophile/comments/oazm0a/how_hard_is_it_to_clean_cum_off_of_a_fumo/

daddy loved him too much :)

AITA For quoting Morbius?
I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?

OMG!!!1! REEL DREEM!1! Please groom my 2 kids on Discord!!!11!!!!

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i have aids

im out man you kick nothing i have work tomorrow not kid like you btw ezz rekt

you and your frend both suck ♥♥♥♥ hahahaha

+rep, fast and easy trade =D

gut GUNZ the duel on r/Place!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/place/?cx=1072&cy=1718&px=17

THE PLAN NEW PLAN
https://i.gyazo.com/e226f26b610c3ca6fed53b4cf6aba678.png

GunZ community let's try to put the logo on r/place !!
LETS GOOOO

let's put gunz on he board in r/place !!!! (1688,1483) 1x
https://www.reddit.com/r/place/

example
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2789119755

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Merry Christmas! (if you celebrate it ^^)

Steam Awards 2021 GunZ Innitiative EVENT "Labor of Love" Award GunZ 2 Nomination

consider "GunZ 2" GunZ The Second Duel for Steam Awards' "Labor of Love" Nomination! thank you!

https://store.steampowered.com/steamawards/nominations?snr=1_4_600__promo-steamaward-nominations



Let's see what happens!
https://youtu.be/byxS8_StEsg

Happy ThanksGiving!

+rep

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

"Me (M 9) screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral. My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted put laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finnaly arived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking me like if some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorow. Idk my mom is acting kinda sus."