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Mr. JPG May 26 @ 4:30pm 
killer fish killer fish from san diego i dont know what i am but i taste really good im a killer fish hello i'll be your killer fish for the evening thank you
LeBlanc May 11 @ 8:19pm 
Hi, Love Barbie 🩷
StartingTimer May 10 @ 4:06pm 
I’ve never had it, but hear me out. I can’t imagine why anyone would like sex, especially females who would rather get ripped to shreds by Chads who leave them barefoot and pregnant than get with a nice guy who respects women. I encountered a female in high school who rejected me cuz I was “weird”. Why? Because I stutter a bit when I talk to you? Because you think you’re better than me? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥! I bet she would’ve love to be smashed by Tyrone though. Not to quote r/prequelmemes or anything, but it’s outrageous! It’s unfair! Going back to why sex sucks, it’s because it’s clearly painful to the females. They can’t orgasm, so what do they have to gain? Nothing! The men who partake are filthy alpha pigs. Fortunately, they will soon be outnumbered (such a phenomenon is already underway in japan). Soon there will be nowhere to hide, alphas!
StartingTimer May 10 @ 4:04pm 
Rizztanbul was Gyattstantinople

Now it's Rizzstanbul, not Gyattstantinople

Been a long time mogged, Gyattstantinople

Now it's Turkish Quandale on a Dingle night

Baby gronk in Gyattstantinople

Lives in Rizzstanbul, not Gyattstantinople

So if you've a chat in Gyattstantinople

Sigma Edging in Rizzstanbul

Even Ohio John Pork was once Mew Sigmadam

Why they lookmaxxed it I can't say

Kai Cenat liked it better that way

So, Fanum me tax to Gyattstantinople

No, you can't Banban to Gyattstantinople

Been a long time mogged, Gyattstantinople

Why did Gyattstantinople get the works?

That's nobody's grimace among us twerk

Skibidi, Skibidi

Skibidi, Skibidi

Even Ohio John Pork was once Mew Signadam

Why they lookmaxxed it I can't say

People just liked it better that way

Rizztanbul was Gyattstantinople

Now it's Rizztanbul, not Gyattstantinople

Been a long time mogged, oh Gyattstantinople

Why did Gyattstantinople get the works?
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Mr. JPG May 10 @ 4:00pm 
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Zillow32 May 10 @ 3:58pm 
StartingTimer May 10 @ 3:58pm 
Nani moshi arigato, I don't actually know what they mean, but I hear them all the time in anime, haha! My name is /u/SataniaFan5lif3, and I'm the biggest weeb in the world! I have over 1 thousand waifus xdDDD. My favorite thing in the world is re-posting the front page of /r/animemes on my twitter account, which is @trapsarenotgay. My favorite youtuber was papa franku, UNTILL HE STOPPED MAKING VIDS :(((( This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes??? My favorite anime is obviously Cory In The House by the way. Sometimes I like to actually watch anime, but most of the time I prefer to make fun of other weebs on discord, haha!
StartingTimer May 10 @ 3:57pm 
LOL 😅😂🤣 How🤷‍♂️ can 👦🏿Africa👦🏿 NOT🚫❌ get any water💧 when all they👥 got👉 to do💪 is👉 dig⛏ a 2️⃣✖️2️⃣ hole🕳 and 🅿️our💧2️⃣ water💦 🅱️uckets 🅰️t o🅿️🅿️osite c🅾️rners to Ⓜ️ake an infinite🔁 water🌊 source👍👌💯
StartingTimer May 10 @ 3:56pm 
If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊
Mr. JPG May 10 @ 3:56pm 
killer fish killer fish from san diego i dont know what i am but i taste really good im a killer fish hello i'll be your killer fish for the evening thank you
Mr. JPG May 10 @ 3:55pm 
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean, I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round?
She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round
She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
For forty days and forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice, do think twice)
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[COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
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The first time, it's a KLUDGE!
The second, a trick.
Later, it's a well-established technique!
-- Mike Broido, Intermetrics

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Brexit Bandit Dec 18, 2023 @ 1:22pm 
-rep asked to munch my fur burger which confused me :steamthumbsdown:
chineseresearchchemicalketamine Sep 27, 2023 @ 10:59am 
daft nutter
Zillow32 Aug 3, 2023 @ 6:21am 
Stop saying lmao or i'll skin your nutsack
227 Jul 17, 2023 @ 7:04am 
LMAOOO
Brexit Bandit Jun 27, 2023 @ 11:27am 
-Rep 流浪漢迪格爾漿果吃者
greg May 19, 2023 @ 7:21am 
+Rep! Good teammate and friendly person
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"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely
pointless." -Calvin

Is it a right to remain ignorant?
-- Calvin

Susie: You'd get a good grade without doing any work.
Calvin: So?
Susie: It's wrong to get rewards you haven't earned.
Calvin: I've never heard of anyone who couldn't live with that.
:ath_skydiver: :ebele: :isabel: :Rika: :e3_britney: :Ashley: :rita: :witch_wut: :AliciaVanVolish: :shou:
Zillow32 Apr 20, 2023 @ 12:59pm 
This gayboy is mine :3
Zillow32 Apr 20, 2023 @ 12:58pm 
The kiss offer is off the table, I took it
/⸌.ꞈ.⸍\ Mar 14, 2023 @ 8:55pm 
I'm waiting then :eblush:
/⸌.ꞈ.⸍\ Mar 14, 2023 @ 5:23am 
is the kiss offer still on the table?
Mandem in disguise Feb 17, 2023 @ 1:42pm 
Noice soldier
wannabemyagent Jan 15, 2023 @ 2:36pm 
you can sponsor deez nuts
✋TF2.BET (Owner) Jan 15, 2023 @ 2:02pm 
man can we sponsor you
StartingTimer Dec 25, 2022 @ 6:25pm 
F*G
wannabemyagent Dec 25, 2022 @ 6:01pm 
true and factual statement
Barney Dec 24, 2022 @ 8:51am 
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He loves femboys...
mufftuff Dec 9, 2022 @ 11:56am 
-rep accused me of botting in every tf2 match i saw this guy
󠀡󠀡 Oct 3, 2022 @ 1:02pm 
Bro thinks femboys exist lmaoo!! (I do too)
227 Sep 24, 2022 @ 5:24am 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brexit Bandit Sep 23, 2022 @ 4:14pm 
-rep tried to sling one up my rusty bullet hole
Bookmancer Sep 22, 2022 @ 8:54am 
-rep weeb
🔞 Mr_P@ntsu_Supoito 🔞 Sep 5, 2022 @ 3:00pm 
:heartred:
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StartingTimer Aug 22, 2022 @ 3:04pm 
-rep homosexual
HELPY Aug 22, 2022 @ 2:21pm 
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chineseresearchchemicalketamine Aug 20, 2022 @ 7:07am 
-rep ryan-gosling-end-of-blade-runner-2049-pilled
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on g?
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Qutiix Arc!!! Aug 13, 2022 @ 4:03pm 
+rep best guy to have at a party!! Ask them about their stories at sea!
★ sketch Aug 11, 2022 @ 2:40am 
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