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6.7 hrs on record
could use some work but fun game
Posted May 4, 2023.
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18.1 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
gorgeous gorgeous girls play little nightmares 2
Posted December 17, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record
boring and repetitive filled to the brim with incels hogging the voice chat harassing girls and children
Posted July 14, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
2,442.7 hrs on record (1,092.0 hrs at review time)
Great game that is regularly updated with good storytelling and character designs. Though I recommend trying this game it's not for everyone. It takes a lot of time to get decent at playing and the game is far from beginner friendly. Cosmetics are expensive and the amount of points you get after a match isn't generous whatsoever. It feels like it takes forever to level up characters and obtain them. I have 1k+ hours playing weekly as I'm writing this and I still haven't unlocked every character. It's rewarding having fun matches but the game has become so competitive that it hasn't become a very welcoming game to newcomers. Rift challenges are way too hard considering how small the reward is, you can spend an hour working on one just for 30,000 bloodpoints. Matchmaking is completely broken on both sides and personally I think having unranked matchmaking would benefit both newcomers and longtime players. As well as adding intelligent AI for new survivors and new killers to practice as the matchmaking is usually unfair in ranked matches. Honestly if you want a good looking game with well designed characters it's fun but I genuinely feel like at this point it's less of a game and more of a showcase. No new gamemods have ever been acknowledged and the game will eventually become stale because of the repetitive gameplay.
Posted May 13, 2021.
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6 people found this review funny
8.3 hrs on record
This game is hilariously bad. Disney pretty shamelessly released this poorly made game for $25 with no intent of it being the slightest bit put together . Not sure who the intended audience is considering the game is so restlessly hard to navigate, making it difficult to figure out what the hell is going on. Characters look like they are having aneurysms when they're talking to you. Even when the graphics are at it's highest, I feel like each and every character is judging me due to the lack of emotion in their faces 99% of the time. This makes game play pretty funny, ESPECIALLY with the graphics at its lowest. Each attraction/ride has a mini game attached to it, which are all eerily the same format: use WASD to move around, avoid objects, whatever. Wouldn't be such a big deal if they didn't go on for like six hours each. All of the games and tasks are the same boring ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that might as well be like... running errands for your mom.... That's how engaging they are. Or perhaps running errands would be more fun after all, at least there's some imagination in it. Which is hilarious considering this game is made by Disney who claim to be the most imaginative people around. However, their game has as much creativity as someone rubbing sandpaper on their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You have a game with like 50 Disney characters and all they do is stand around ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at you and somehow manage to be even more out of character. The voice acting is SO bad, I think my 2 year old niece could've done a better job voicing these characters. The absolute BEST part about this game though? The vigorous pushing of capitalism for the 9 year olds who are playing to see their favorite Disney princesses. As if a living vessel for the Walt Disney demon to inhabit, the touristy NPC's walking aimlessly around Disneyland sure have a lot to say about the amazing, poorly rendered, Disneyland theme park! These NPCs will go from talking about meeting Woody to, "Mommy is going to buy me some Mickey Mouse ears!" and "I don't wanna leave I wanna stay here FOREVER". These walking, bumbling, idiotic white families will constantly be getting in your way, just casually talking about how they wanna live in Disneyland for the rest of their middle class lives. Nothing says "my game has a great fan base" like having its entire community tab being entirely made up of pixelated mom asses. I'd suggest this game for someone who has given up on their hopes and dreams, just as the team did whilst making this game. For a company who sucks others' creativity to make a pretty penny, they sure did lack the imagination to make a decent game! 0/10. Please don't buy this game.
Posted December 19, 2019.
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