I sexually identify as an AE86. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of drifting over the mean streets of Bel Air and racing disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a vintage 80's car is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install 2-door coupé, rear-wheel drive and 1.6 L 4A-C engine on my body.

From now on I want you guys to call me “Fujiwara Tofu Shop” and respect my right to drifted and listen to Euro beat needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a carhobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

Thank you for being so understanding