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"I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got
to undo it."
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Under deadline pressure for the next week. If you want something, it can wait.
Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic...
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-rep Touched me strangely

i sexually idenify as a pleb

Get rainbow six siege you scrub

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid.

cool man

Defensless mother needs help.

still owes me

poooooooooooooooooooooooooot

Sacrifice all the children

Deal with it im not changing ma name

penis butter tho...

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just like if someone says peanutbutter i will, OH ♥♥♥♥!................................

suuuuure it will

why

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exactly

CAKEbaker420

deamoncheeseCAKE

suuuuuuure he did.....

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