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9.2 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Muck me
Posted November 4, 2021.
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CS:GO Review
I started playing CSGO at around middle school. Back then, I had no clue of its consequences. I would sweat around girls and feel scared. Missed all of my middle and high school Homecomings. But it would never bother me. I had CSGO to help me through the tough times. Finally, after graduating High school, and becoming DMG, is when I finally noticed the things in my life seemed to be different than others. At this point, I was addicted. Going to college and finding new friends was difficult at times. At one frat party, Freshman year, I noticed a girl by the drinks. Alone, I seemed to have a chance. As I walked up to her and tried to ask her about her day, I froze. "I'm DMG in CSGO, wanna play. Add me on steam" It didn't even sound like I was the one speaking. More like an announcer of sort

It seemed as if I was in a hole and the only light shinning at the end of the tunnel was CSGO. My mind was filled with only CSGO. Everything in my life up to this point has been CSGO. Even when I try to run from it, it just pulls me back in. At the time of writing this, my penis has shriveled in size since the time I've started playing CSGO. I first noticed at the 2000 hour mark, but it was to late. The nerves of my penis had stop working.

I wanted nothing more than to be done with this awful game. Even going to Valorant, which only lead to me growing breast, wasn't enough to keep CSGO from me. It seems like this awful game isn't done with me.
Posted September 9, 2020. Last edited September 19, 2022.
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