Yo, let me introduce you to the smelliest man in town
He's got a stench that follows him all around
From miles away, you can catch a whiff
Nose-hair singeing, it's a terrible riff

Oh, smelly man, you need a shower plan
Your odor's so strong, it's hard to withstand
You think you're fly, but you're making us cry
It's time to face the truth, your smell is a lie

Walk into a room, and heads start to turn
People gasping for air, their lungs start to churn
Your BO's so potent, it's a lethal weapon
No deodorant on Earth can fix this transgression

Oh, smelly man, you need a shower plan
Your odor's so strong, it's hard to withstand
You think you're fly, but you're making us cry
It's time to face the truth, your smell is a lie

Your clothes are worn, they're stained and soiled
Your laundry skills, they seem to be foiled
The scent of rotten eggs, mixed with decay
You need a hazmat suit to survive your bouquet

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signed by big ♥♥♥♥ abusive asian