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Bonjourno, As you may see im a watermelon. Let me tell you my life story,
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I was grown in the wasteland which is now texas in the united states of America where a beautiful Armenian family bought me and took me East through europe. From then on I was placed on a windowsil to be shown off untill Some random people with a slo mo camera decided it would be fun to shoot me will a 50 cal... and here i am broken into pieces playing CSGO to finally Wrek the noob who shot me in order to get my revenge... WE HAVE SOULS.... buy and eat honeydew melons... no one cares about them.
Peace out- Pablo the Watermelon
Shout out to steph for hating watermelons which is fortunate which means our kind isnt brutally slaughtered