May I have your attention, please?
The city of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would've been eaten. Cause ya don't listen! You're ignorant. How a man gonna come bashin' through the back of a subway when- that's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers. "Oh, we've seen it all." "Oh no, a 600-foot worm! Save us Mr. Black Man!" Then I come in, and I ask you nice, "Move to the next car," and y'all just sit there like...
Thank you for participating in our drill. Hopefully you enjoyed our new smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars. Watch your step, you will have a nice evening.