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hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

He will message you out of the blue after not talking to you for months just to play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game called "Maelstorm." He will play two games total (one in which he'll commit suicide but blame his team for it) before rage quitting. After rage quitting he will call you a bunch of racial slurs and you'll wonder why you agreed to play in the first place.

-rep

Is that you in your profile picture? Not to be inconsiderate or anything but if it really is you, you look very nice. I would like to ask if we could kind of hook up on snapchat. Or KiK, either one works for me. I just want to see more of that beautiful face of yours, and hopefully become friends. Ok, see you later.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

My teacher said to me I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One lone student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.