Roastie Toastie feeling sad
Can’t get no more ♥♥♥♥ from Chad
No beta will pay her rent
For Roastie Toastie’s snatch is spent
Hit the wall at lightning speed
Thinking you had what you need
Coke and wine and BBC
But Roastie Toastie couldn’t see
Now you look three times your age
Filled with Roastie Toastie rage
Spamming “incel” on the net
Thinking that is how you’ll get
The meaning that you never had
Getting double drilled by Chad
Roastie Toastie feeling sad
Shoulda listened to your dad
Roastie Toastie dies alone
Playing on her apple phone