watched the faceit demo back of this guy and came to the conclusion based off a handful of plays that he is indeed cheating on the faceit client. Although he goes to great lengths to hide it, there were a handful of times he would panick and reposition himself while yielding utility if an enemy unexpectedly decided to shift push a smoke he was hiding behind ect. He also has some of the worst crosshair placement and spray control ive ever seen which is bizarre for a level 10 faceit account. While aimbot and rcs were inconclusive, the specific instances were he would react to other players without information to conserve himself were dead giveaways. These include reacting to utility being thrown from behind smoke at him before entering trajectory and panic swapping out of utlity and positioning himself out of harms way when the enemy randomly decides to start shift walking at him through smoke. -rep cheater

csgo child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. csgo cartoon world with rainbow unlike valorant with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. csgo like playhouse. csgo playor run from valorant fear of dark world and realism

In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay .

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Once again, "ziggy" has demonstrated his mastery of the humblest of tools in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, the flashbang. Every time he lines up a nade, my toes curl with anticipation of the beautiful teamplay I know lurks just around the corner. His sleek throwing motion belies the thousands of hours he's spent honing his craft across space and time. I've never seen anyone so adept at setting up his teammates. Blind me with your light ziggy. What a lord.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ really be out here claiming they eukaryotic but they walkin around w/ no damn nucleus, no membrane bound organelles, and no mf flagella thinking they can still flex. Lmao prokaryotic ass ♥♥♥♥♥.

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Walmart. The entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ store is run by meth heads and kept alive by obese riddled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Scooter people. If you can walk down an isle without seeing some kind of package ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ripped open, you sure as hell aren't at Walmart. If you can make it through the register lines without spending half your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day behind an overweight child screaming for another can of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ diet Coke, you sure as hell aren't at Walmart. If you can talk to an employee without physically recoiling from the intense ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stench of their breath, or the horrid sight of their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meth teeth, you sure as hell aren't at Walmart. If you can last in that store for more than five ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes without developing suicidal tendencies, you sure as hell aren't at Walmart

If you're a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you're not a real man.
This should be self explanatory but apparently I have to justify myself.



There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years and i've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself.



If you ♥♥♥♥ and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your ♥♥♥♥ (literally) together

Well I am not foolish and incorrect. Do you even know who you're talking to? I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prodigy. I was raised in a private school and got straight A's in all subjects. I later went on to become the captain of the debate team in my high school due to my uncanny gift with words and opinions. I have a masters degree in political science and liberal arts. I am smarter than anyone you will ever know. I have an iq of 250 which was recognised by a professional group of elite scientists

How ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dare you challenge my masterfully crafted opinions. I rub shoulders with the richest and smartest people in the world who can make you disappear without a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trace. I know why you are questioning me. You are simply jealous of me living the high life while you suck ♥♥♥♥ and contract STD's for drug money. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ peasant. You are dirt. Filth. You should know your place in this world already. I'm done with you. I've had enough of your petty arguments and low iq. Im going to engage in some real discussion with intellectuals such as myself somewhere else. I hope that in a few years, you will realise your place and cringe at your old points and worship me and my high Iq. Goodbye.

I'm 6'2, swole as fuark, a fan of the L.A Lakers who happen to have 16 championship titles.

you are a manlet when i come to find you i will strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my air supply and make you lick gravy from the crevices of Ralphie May's thighs ,

I will personally execute you from my special hell, ripping off your head and taking the organs out of your body, feed it to wild animals craving for blood from the sick twisted heart you have and bring the remains of your body into a river from there, putting a bomb into your throat and watch as your pathetic life gets blown to oblivion.

you hear me you piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥??

If you have a girlfriend. Frick you. Why dont you leave the girls for people like me? I open doors, help out with assignments and frickin even opened bags for girls and they still won't take my proposal to be their man of god in their life. What does it take for a nice guy like me to get a girlfriend around in QUT, since you all are so high and mighty and care only care about "personality"? I have a nice personality, I once went to the zoo and gave a bird some bread. See how frickin nice I am and I do not get the womens' hand in marriage. I call scam-a-rino! This theory of nice guys getting girlfriends is so trash. that is it no more mr nice guy, i hope you all are happy. I hope you all are ready for a good boy to go bad. When I stand up from a table, I am no longer tucking in my chair. I am even going to start swearing, frick, darn it, lord. If that is what it takes to get a girl, I will do what it takes.

My anus has weird powers?!

Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to ♥♥♥♥ it back out.

This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere.

I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.

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Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

: Excuse me? Cargo pants, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My pockets have pockets. You can't stop the storage. And when it gets too hot, just unzip and remove the lower half of the legs. Utility, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Want me to hold your phone for a second? how about I hold one of every phone on the market, each with their own individual pocket. Want me to hold your souvenir from your vacation to Europe? How about I put Europe in my pocket. That's the power of cargo pants, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Finally someone who shares my passion and enthusiasm for drinking water. I'm more of an alkaline person, I often like to drink from water bottles, Contigo brand specifically. I don't really like Reverse Osmosis, it kind of leaves a funny feeling in my mouth, but I'll drink it if needed. The only problem with Alkaline is that when you get a new filter the water is cloudy for a bit and the taste is off. My house has Two taps at the sink, one for alkaline, one for reverse osmosis.

Is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha? And I'm referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength.

Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

+rep let me barrow his lambo to take my mother out on a date. thank you Z

-cheating

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Hey, I heard your writing and thought you sounded really sexy. I don't normally do this, but I think you're really cool and I appreciate you letting me be on your friends list. It's really rare to find a guy who is polite and nice to a girl in video games! I don't know why more guys aren't like you. Haha, we should play some Minecraft together sometime! It's a really cool game where you build stuff like legos. I want to show you my farm, and all my cute animals. SQUEE Sorry, I wasn't flirting with you (blush), I swear I'm just trying to get to know you better... Sorry was that too blunt? I'm just really flirty and slutty and I don't get out much. Add me on snapchat, you sound really nice and fun! XOXOXO

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Hey! I saw your profile on instagram and thought you were really beautiful! I wanted to know if you wanted to go out to grab a bite to eat some time. I am a 13 year old male who really enjoys minecraft Let's Plays and Linkin Park. My hobbies are cutting and performing satanic rituals, but trust me, I'm really an optimist! But if things go well on our date and we do end up doing "it" (teehee), I want to let you know that I want you to croak like a frog instead of moaning, it makes me go into "super toad" mode, and you will have a great time ;). You are very cute and beautiful. Love

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Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2.

Never met a dude who could swallow a 12" keilbasa until I met ziggy.

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