+rep very ubermensch

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A women has twins, gives them up for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and is named "Ahmal" The other is sent to a Spanish family and is named "Juan". Years later, Juan sends his birth mother a picture of himself. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. He replies, "They're twins for Pete sake!! If you've seen Juan, you've see Ahmal!!"
ㅤ* If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
ㅤ* Everything is edible, some things are only edible once.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!

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