Fell in love with ur biceps

I went on a date recently with a girl I met on eHarmony. I mentioned to her that my dad's been beating me with jumper cables on a regular basis for over 28 years (I always have to cross that bridge eventually), and she then told me that her uncle molested her when she was 14. I was like, woah, ease up lady, it's only our first date.

your friends were pretty dum too

bud has 3k in dbd and still doesn't know then killer asks you something

No

-mother, приседать есть, скилл нет. Очередняра слился с командой фонариков как лох опущенный

Traumurlaub in Syrien
„Genießen sie einen all-exclusive Urlaub in der Ost-Ägäis! Küsten mit gekenterten Kriegsschiffen, die an zerbombten Hotels liegen, versprühen eine rustikale Romantik. In der Ferne hört man das Zwitschern der Maschinengewehre, das sanfte Spülen der Giftgaswolken, die sich über verfallene Römerstraßen legen, wie auch das heimelige Knistern der vielen Feuer, die in der Stadt entfacht wurden. Die Einheimischen sind unterwürfig, aus Angst, abgehört zu werden. Und während im Landesinneren hilfsbereite russische Söldner einem den Weg weisen, lächelt von den Plakaten ein vertrauensvoller Politiker, der doch bloß Zahnarzt werden wollte.

Syrien ist idyllisch. Ein absoluter Geheimtipp!“

-rep retarded survivor

-rep ekelhafter killer campt mich weil er keine ahnung vom spiel hat

+rep guter spieler

-rep german

Gnädige Frau, das ist ein ganzes 5 Kilo schweres Stück Deli-Schinken. Er hat keine Knochen, Fett oder Bindegewebe. Er ist eine Verschmelzung des Fleisches mehrerer Schweine, emulgiert, verflüssigt, abgeseiht und schließlich unaufhaltsam zu einem unheiligen Fleischobelisken verbunden. Gott hatte keine Hand bei der Schaffung dieser Abscheulichkeit.

Die Tatsache, dass dieser Schinkenmonolith existiert, beweist, dass Gott entweder ohnmächtig ist, sein Universum zu verändern, oder sich den Schrecken seines Königreichs nicht bewusst ist. Dieses Schweineprisma ist mehr als nur Feinkost. Es ist eine physische Erklärung der menschlichen Verachtung für die natürliche Ordnung. Es ist die Manifestation der Hybris.

+rep glatzkopf

stupid noob

Those who play this game should be treated this way, they all deserve it

I understand you, you were beaten as a child or in this game, it doesn't matter. I can only support, I wish to be strong and enjoy what you do)

Roxanne Wolf is so hot. Never in the history of gaming has there been a hotter character. She is more than a robot wolf to me, she is a person. She is a little tease but she's basically my wife. The devs know what they did with that wolf. The aesthetic paired with her demeanor make her such an attractive character. Nothing gets me going better than a punk rock wolf chick. Every inch of her is so hot. Her thighs up to her midriff and her eyes. Every inch of her is perfection incarnate. I would save the game and let her catch me just to feel the intimacy between us. I crave more than lustful fantasies with her, I seek deep romantic involvement. The craftsmanship of her character surpasses everything I expected from this game. Her tone of voice and language choice formats her character. The choice of clothes with short shorts and the crop top which reveal her milky thighs and delectable midriff compliment her punk rock personality more. She is my wife, and nothing dissuades me from this

I want to be a femboy so bad.
I feel quite upset about how i look and such, but I'd feel better about myself being a femboy. I feel more feminine then manly yet my body goes against that. I have hair on places that seem unnatural-my back, my ass is hairy asf(sorry tmi but ugh), ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ long hair growing on my feet and toes,my fingers, and my arms, legs and belly get really hairy. I hate it, it makes me feel like a gorilla. I use a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ electric shaver(all i have) meant for my face to shave my arms and legs, its time consuming and annoying and i can only shave every monday morning. I hate having all this hair on my body, im looking to get some of that permanent hair removal cream to hopefully rid of it all; Im getting a cute sweater very soon in about 4-5 weeks, so i cant wait to wear that, but i wanna wear skirts and chokers and all that cute ♥♥♥♥ i see other femboys wearing

Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man ♥♥♥♥ at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

Have a nice wednesday

+rep wp survivor gl next time

I'd say it depends on the situation. I think it can seem pretty unprofessional to tattle over something minor, but if it's something you might get fired over I think it's appropriate. I once lost a job at a movie theater because a coworker had knocked over a popcorn maker, spilling hot butter all over a customer's shirt. When I told my dad about this he beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of me with a set of jumper cables. I later realized how pointless it was to protect the coworker, although in hindsight I really didn't think I'd get fired for it.

+rep ist nicht nur heiße luft

+rep, he is my girlfriend #Pride2021 #Transgender #Transsexual

Sag mal Kog'maw aber ersetze das "Kog" durch "Sper"

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you are ♥♥♥♥ MANIAC dude. Pls go to the Doctor
U really need it

you are ♥♥♥♥ MANIAC dude. Pls go to the Doctor
U really need it

Ah yes, foreskin man

Dig that groovy domain name for the email, eh? And we certainly wouldn’t want to miss a great “oppurtunity”, would we? Alas, it’s just selling refilled ink jet catridges, so I won’t end up a millionaire from this one.

OH JA MEIN GROẞ ♥♥♥♥ UND BALL! >:D

-rep löscht toxische kommentare

Kann es sein das dein Arschloch neidisch auf deinen Mund ist? Denn da kommt ziemlich viel Scheiße raus

Seriously dude

I hate that you can’t go 5 minutes with mentioning or interacting with your massive ♥♥♥♥. Like seriously every other sentence you have to reference your gigantic ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and it’s so annoying. Do you have any idea how useless it makes other people feel about their average or below sized ♥♥♥♥♥? It’s really something you need to work on, dude. I swear the next time you say something about your humongous, colossal love muscle, we’re done right there.

Btw please be gentle to me. The last time was too hard even tho it was great.

-rep ist zu lange im Urlaub

Wechselt die Wohnung öfter als ich meine Unterhose. Was für 1 Life

Tobi ist n Ehrenmann, liegt wohl im Namen

+rep Süßer Ace Main <3

+rep good surv

ahoy lady