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Never forget team egg.
💚 😺 👹 🚕 💙 🎈 📗 🌳 👑 🍆 📕 🎫 💛 🚙 🍖 🎄
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer
them a drink.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Interview"
I distrust a man who says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink
too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.
-- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"
🎽 👃 🌂 🥗 📘 🌸 👳 📀 👔 🐠 ⛳ 🥒 🌋 📣 💎 🐝
The other day i was standing in my church parking lot and i see a 1987 ford fiesta pull up with a hispanic inside. Sure enough that hispanic was egg! Egg proceeds to stumble out of his vehicle mumbling things about eggs. As I look on in shock egg starts debating this nice southern lady in the church parking lot about the concept of religion. Egg ends the debate by socking her in the face, exclaiming, "You don't deserve my intellegence!" and drives off.