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𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼~!
𝕸𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖞 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘
⠀⠀⠀˜”*°•.𝓗𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝓫𝒾𝓇𝓉𝒽𝒹𝒶𝓎~!.•°*”˜⠀⠀
Ленин - мой папа ☭: theres no option 3
Ленин - мой папа ☭: actually there is
Ленин - мой папа ☭: shoot yo school
♥: What am i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ columbine
♥: Im such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme
♥: xD
GreekGod: i can get u Jerry
GreekGod: to ♥♥♥♥ him
GreekGod: but if he dies
GreekGod: u go to prison
sounds like my life story
left and right gettin' cheated .-.
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step 1: Highlight text
step 2: Press Ctrl+f
step 3: Press 6
step 4: Enjoy the truth
Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?!
Carl: Me? Uh, I didn't do this!
Paul: Explain what happened, Carl!
Carl: I've never seen him before in my life!
Paul: Why did you kill this person, Carl?
Carl: I do not kill people. That is…that is my least favorite thing to do.
Paul: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
Carl: Alright, well…I was upstairs…
Paul: Okay…
Carl: I was uh…I was sitting in my room…
Paul: Yes?
Carl: reading a book…
Paul: Go on…
Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in…
Paul: Okay…
Carl: So, I went up to him…
Paul: Yes…
Carl: And I…I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
(Silence.)
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!
Carl: Oh! Well, I didn't know that!!
Paul: How could you not know that?!
Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I SUCK.
*jumpscare kisses you*
Happy New Year, sweetie~!
Wishing you the best as well as your wishes to become true for this 2018 year.
~Seigi