Dead_Shot Deadpool: "Tape if you were going to classify your sexual preference in one word what would it be?"
Tape: "Horse."

Tape: “What's wrong with that, people have been using horses for years. I just use them differently."

Tape: "I fade into the wheat"
LostlandFound(kyle): "it is 4:18am in Kyle's bedroom [...] Kyle is a porn artist"
Tyffee: "♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dildo brain!"
Dougie: "At least she knows her market value"
Dougie: "I sexually identify as this kid's mother"

extwofour: "He's over there channeling hiroshima."
SavinotheRed: "Im like the Stan Lee of pornos"
Tyffee: "Suck my ♥♥♥♥ random 12 year old kid!"

Tyffee: "Suck my huge ginormous titus elephant gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
Csxkattt: "Ok."

Lost: "I usually grope the air"
Shade: "you dont understand how straight I am. I get SUCH a hard on for lolis"

Hooch: "cant have gta but my parents will buy me school shooter simulator, wont even bat an eye when I get the synagogue DLC"

Alex J: "I hold myself to a higher standard of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... like if its already in my mouth might as well do a good job"