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I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S h i t t e r" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm.

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First comment of 2018 beat jake to it

yo nado en el coño

MERRY CHRISMOOSE

Twas the night before Plunkbat, when all thro’ the house
Not a computer was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by Steam with care,
In hopes that Playerunknown soon would be there;
The lads were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of spicy drops danced in their heads.

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Lunch is a big huge salad with every color in it. From leafy greens to purple to herbs, fresh cut herbs mixed into it for flavors. I vary what I toss into it. Sometimes it might be lentils and chopped tomatoes, other days it could be garbanzo beans, some days I might have just a salad and have some lentil soup on the side.

You don't have to eat a whole cheeseburger, just take a piece of the cheeseburger.

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That video is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded

Owns Clicker Heroes... Doesn't own Dark Souls 3... What has society become...

This ♥♥♥ still plays dota.... what else is there to say

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Canning peaches requires both timing and determination. Timing because if you don’t get the time right on boiling the peaches they will either turn out to hard or way to soft (making my job hard) , and determination because two hundred peaches looks like an awful lot of work. Having these two things in mind, I rolled up my sleeves, turned on some music, and got to work. My mind always peacefully wondered off; getting into such a routine sometimes does that to you. I thought about all the different uses for these peaches I was holding: topping for pancakes, waffles, ice cream toppers, pie filler, strudel’s, tarts and even baby food. There was so much to look forward to and so much to get done.

My stay-married secret would probably be exercising good communication, not when you have to but all the time. I think if you do that, you kinda just cleanse the situations, so there's not build up. I think that's probably the best way to do it.

Preparing food is one of life's great joys, but a lot of times, parents ask their kids if they want to cook with them and then tell them to go peel a bag of potatoes. That's not cooking - that's working!

My restaurant, Tex Wasabi's, we have a whole 'Minute to Win It' challenge going on on Sundays already. The show hasn't even aired and they're already doing challenges where people are coming and participating. I think it's going to take over.

It's always good to go over the recipe beforehand, so you can easily think of the next thing that needs to be done.

I was always a kid trying to make a buck. I borrowed a dollar from my dad, went to the penny candy store, bought a dollar's worth of candy, set up my booth, and sold candy for five cents apiece. Ate half my inventory, made $2.50, gave my dad back his dollar.

I think anyone that grew up in the '70s and '80s grew up with Bob Barker and Wink Martindale and I think that was just always... when you were a game show host, you were the man of the hour.

If you're cooking and not making mistakes, you're not playing outside your safety zone. I don't expect it all to be good. I have fat dogs because I scrap that stuff out the back door.

There's nothing that can replicate the smoky flavor of char, so when I've got the hankering for it, I tell my wife that I'm taking care of dinner. I have three different types of barbecues - a coal, gas and smoker - so I can experiment a lot.

No matter how tough the meat may be, it's going to be tender if you slice it thin enough.

I don't know what singers feel like when they make a song and people clap along and love it, but when people walk up to me and say the food was outstanding, that's what it is all about. I cook because I like to make people happy.

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too.

If you slow it down, eat in courses, your body, mind, stomach will catch up with this full feeling and you won't eat as much.

I'm a big fan of doing 'Triple D.' But I don't want to do it forever, don't get me wrong! Travel away from my family, are you crazy? But do you know what it does for these mom-and-pop restaurant joints? It changes their lives forever. I mean, their businesses will never be the same.

It's always good to go over the recipe beforehand, so you can easily think of the next thing that needs to be done.

Liver is my number one most hated food. Oh, God, I get sick talking about it!

Kids want to saute, to cut the pizza, to see how the ingredients come together. If you let them do the fun stuff, they'll develop skills and interests that will stay with them forever.

I'm a five-seasons griller! Did you know I added a new season? Living in Cali, I'm cooking in the yard all the time. I don't care what the weather is like. My hair is impervious to any kind of dampness, so I don't have too much to worry about.

Some people are just born to cook and talk.

You don't have to eat a whole cheeseburger, just take a piece of the cheeseburger.

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