-rep has a smurf account even though is main is nova 1

I sexually identify myself as an soft serve ice cream dispenser. Ever since I was young I had the ambition to turn myself into an ice cream machine that squirts out thick gooey white ice cream out of my metal tubes and into the cones of everyone who uses me so that it drips all over their hands so they can lick it. People told me I'm retarded but recently I underwent organ replacement surgery to install a plastic tank, a metal dispensing tube and levers to achieve my ambition of becoming a fully operating ice cram dispensing machine. I am still awaiting my next surgery of an additional tube and lever to maximize squirting power , so that with my new body, one day, all everyone can suck on my thick white gooey ice cream. You must respect my dreams to become an soft serve ice cream dispenser, if you don't you are a an soft serve ice cream dispenserphobe and need to check your dispensing privileges, thank you so much for your time.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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