Recent reviews by Willster781

Chin Wee and Chin Lee's adventure in the rice fields TENOUTTATEN

"He who wields the boulder wields death itself" -Abraham Lincoln, Berlin Germany 2007

200+ Hours and have still yet to complete the main quest...But I have

Played as A buff, beared, mass criminal, psychopathic murder, mace wielding, werewolf changing, Orc badass
Owned a man-eating dog named Otis
Rode a giant white sabre cat called Lord Mittens
Killed pretty much everything in Riverwood
Stolen a Horse
Got flung by a giant while riding a horse
Killed an entire towns worth of guards.....twice
Gone to jail
Escaped jail
Been wanted dead in nearly every hold in Skyrim
Become the biggest horder of buckets
Become the biggest horder of deadric artifacts
Become the biggest horder in general
Had sex with a hagraven???
Befriended a herd of horkers
Got married
Built a house
Hired a steward
Killed a steward
Killed the headmistress of an orphanage
Adopted children
Been ubducted by a strange woman and been forced to kill one of three strangers
Killed all three strangers and the strange woman
Killed an entire faction of deadly assasins
Become the leader of a underground group of stealthy theives while wearing full heavy armour and using a mace and a shield
Spent what felt like literally YEARS of my life in dwemmer ruins killing falmer
Joined the companions
Left the companions
Joined a cult of isane cannibals
Quicksaved
Quicksaved
Quicksaved

So yeah pretty good game. Apprently theres a civil war in it and something about dragons too?

Day In The Life Of A Russian Simulator