YOU, ME, GAS STATION, WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER? SUSHI OF COURSE. UH OH, THERE WAS A ROOFIE IN OUR GAS STATION SUSHI. WE BLACKOUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER. WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH HORNY FISH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? FISH ORGY. THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT. BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR NAKED? OH YES PLEASE. WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL. THEN WE RIDE THE BEAR INTO A CHUCK E. CHEESE. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UH, I THINK SO. NEXT THING YOU KNOW IM REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST. THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN. BLACKOUT AGAIN. WAKE UP. DO A BUMP. WHITEOUT WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO. THEN I SMOKED A JOINT. THEN I GREENEDOUT. THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN. WUH, OH LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN.

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❤️ ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ 24/7 FRIENDLY. ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ Supportive ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ Lets play together🙈 ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ Stay safe & cozy ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ ✦See ya ✦ ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
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+rep gigachad direct hit hard carry soldier

+rep good heavy that can protect their meds

+rep fast and good service

added for deep cover

+rep cool sniper

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THE BIG BASS OF NETORARE HAS BEEN REELED INTO UR PROFILE!!!

Crabfest is BACK at Red Lobster!

With nine (9) crave-able crab creations! Perfect for those who like the best of both worlds; and for the crack, pull, and twirl lover in us all.

Grab your crab crew, and hurry in!

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