Recent reviews by henaliest

buggy garbage mess, managed to play Zero out of 3 attempted games, as restarts required to fix bugs due to the game being so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. every time you restart, it defaults to keyboard only control, which hurts ur wrists when its WASD JKL so you have to remember to fix it every time you reset the game due to any number of bugs!


since above, played 400h of ultimate team & clubs. gamebreaking bugs need restart every game or so, but its quite fun.

fun, fast paced destructive environments with skill expressive items & guns, love it

better than smash lol

poggies game

Lovely story game that is one of the best-in-class singleplayer games ive played. Same guys that made Detriot: Become human.

release is marked as 2019. i was a bit disappointed that it was actually 2013. The game does still look good, just some dodgy animations that it tries to hide with relative success - i guess for £8 you get what you pay for.

best blend of tower defense & clash of clans ive ever played, loved it plus the saving feature most io games dont have.

Genuinely brilliant zombies mode. Allowing for custom zombies was a smart move my treyarch, its brilliant.

I'd like to start off by saying that you will not enjoy this game if you dont want to spend a lot of time on it. It is not a game you can play casually and enjoy, and for people like me, being good enough to reap satisfaction is important, but very hard when you start playing. I have almost 3 Thousand hours in the game so i hope you can appreciate what im saying.

You will need youtubers like TheWarOwl and n0thing's noob series videos to help you - there's a lot to learn about the game. This is not a game you can enjoy like CoD casually and it is completely indenpendent and different in every way possible - Gun play is via spray patterns of hitscan, grenades are the most important parts of the game, and positioning and strategy is the key to winning - lots of the strategy and plays you see in a call of duty SnD game are typical of basic gold nova games, about the bottom 70%-50% of players.

You'll need to have tough skin to wade through the competetivity and toxic nature of the game, as for hardcore games where teamwork is make and break, people will flame and hate on you for every mistake you make. You cannot win as a solo in a 5v1, teamwork is vital, being nice to players to encourage this is imperative.

Some tips I have are:
- Do not take advanatge of easy guns to use like the P90, as this will ♥♥♥♥ you over when you reach higher skill levels where players are used to combatting this play and your only crutch will be kicked out from under you.
- Be nice to teammates, it encourages then to be nice back.
- Try to play as less competetive (the main mode) until you get prime as least you can, as it will be filled with cheaters and idiots who dont know how to click the icon in the top left.
- Learn smokes, as tactics like this combat basic p90 'rush' strategies.
- Be aware of positioning and sound - KNOW that your enemies can hear you when not shifted (walking). This will improve as you play more, but having it in mind helps.
- Spend time in bot games and in aim maps from the community and make sure to have a low sensitivity and a crosshair that works for you - this is how you rank up.
- Don't trade your skins to anyone if you do buy them unless they're real friends. If they're offering free money or other ♥♥♥♥♥ its all a scam.

I would say remember to have fun, but its the last thing you think about when your head is in the game.






Here's some of my favourite reviews to conclude that I 100% agree with about CS:GO.

his is the game that:

You love to hate
You can't sleep at night over
You throw things around the room
You scream at your monitor
You start yelling at people that come in your room and start asking questions
You get ridiculed just for playing a match
You are cheered on by your team
You get flashed by your teammate
You meet children
You meet adults
You meet adults that act like children
You learn the term "tked" the hard way
You are constantly called a kitty cat
You are told you are homosexual
You are told you are lesbian
You are told you will never be a pro despite never trying to be one
You are told you will never be a minor despite never trying to be one
You are told you will never win a lan despite never trying to enter one
You apparently live in your mom's basement
You find out your mom has been having some strange relationships
You find out your dad has been having some strange relationships
You are recommended to drink bleach
You learn you are autistic
You try to ruin someone's internet/real life
You watch people get bans for tking
You meet the most terrible people on the internet
You meet queued people that just look forward to kicking you before the win (If solo queued)
You are held to high degree by your team to clutch everything even 1v4s
You learned the term "clutch or kick" the hard way
You are told you suck even though you have way more kills/kdr than them
You are called a hacker for listening to footsteps
You are told the bomb is B when it is actually A
You pop out of an angle only to get one shotted
You hit sweet sweet flicks
You can't aim worth ♥♥♥♥
You hear the classic excuse "I'm not even trying bro"
You turn racist/culturist
You find the DJs
You find the soundboard bros
You find the most strategic people you will ever meet in a game
You realize you are a rage quitter
You lash out to other people who lash out to you
You try to calm others down
You learn the term "tilted"
You meet people who watch youtube vids and think that's the only way the plan can go
You meet people who think the team should die for them so they can get the kills
You get screwed from people leaving your team
You find people that just like to afk grief and watch your team lose and probably laugh
You find people not skilled enough to play their ranks so they throw the match and derank down
You get in a match and someone needs to go afk for 5-15mins or leave
You play overpass
You realize playing overpass was a terrible choice
You get connection errors
You get screwed over by your IP and get a cooldown ban
You meet who lag purposely
You win some
You lose some
You tie some
You rank up
You rank down
You Ace
You don't get a kill for a long while
You become top fragger
You become bottom fragger
You go 16-0
You go 0-16
You learn the maps
You find out you didn't really learn said maps
You find people calling out to help the team
You find people with no mics to help out the team
You find people with mics that bought the cheapest mic possible

But yet in all the madness somehow it is ok....

You get back on the next day and go through the same roll of ♥♥♥♥ again and you do it with a smile.. at least when you start.

That my friends is a game that will carry on with you forever.
Like an abusive relationship, Hate it while you're in it, but miss it when you're gone!