Kill all mc♥♥♥♥♥♥s

The first day of my senior year was coming up. I was excited for school, and also excited because a bookstore at the nearby mall where I had put in a job application had called me and asked me to come in for an interview right after school. I immediately promised I'd be there, so when my parents said we were going on a last-minute three-day trip out of town, I told them that I really didn't want to miss school (I was a nerd like that) and that I got called in for a job interview. To my shock, they didn't cancel their plans but invited my uncle to go with them instead - I was 16, they said, and able to look after myself for a few days.

Allahu Akbar, we ♥♥♥♥ goats

STOP GRABBING MY NIPPLES, MR. SMITH, I'M TRYING TO FINISH MY MATH TEST

Kinky

Where's Chlamydia?