1. DON'T offer if you're illogical and retarded.
2. DON'T lowball please.
3. DON'T beg for anything.
4. DON'T be annoying in any sort.
5. DON'T bother telling me the market price, I'll know what it is all the time.
6. DON'T bother attempting to scam me. I know every single scam.
7. DON'T be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

If you follow these terms and conditions, I'm sure both of us will have an easy experience and I'll keep you on my friends list.