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I was only 9 years old
I loved Adolf Hitler
I had all the merchandise
Every night I’d pray to Hitler for removing jews from the face of the earth
My dad would hear me and call me a "Nazi"
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Adolf Hitler
I called him a ♥♥♥♥
He slaps me and send me to bed
I’m crying now and my face hurts
I feel a warmth approach me
It was Adolf Hitler
I’m so happy
He whispers in my ear "Lets make history at the constentration camp”
Then he gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket
I’m ready
I open my ass for Hitler
He shoves nazi pony memes up my friendly ol' bum
It hurts so much, but I do it for Hitler
I feel my ass tearing as he puts the nazi ponys
He roars a mighty roar as he sacrafices more jews for nazi ponys
My dad walks in and says “what the ♥♥♥♥”
Adolf Hitler looks at him and says “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!”
Hitler leaves through the window
Hitler is love, Hitler is life
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