"'Bedroom? If you insist. I mean you are pretty cute.' He took my hand, I blush deeply. As we walked toward the bedroom, I pull out my bad ♥♥♥♥. "Wow, I thought you were a lady. Well, whatever works!!! Narrator It didn't work. "It's okay, my surgeon is the best." "My surgeon did a good job on me. I was once a dog." Conveniently, he identifies as a dogkin. "Wow, that's quite a surprise." You know what else is surprising? He had a thirteen inch dog penis. It was red and everything, but like, as a joke. Anyways, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it. My parents are really proud of him for that massive honk. There were also happy with my ability to take such a massive dog... to think I was gay before."

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