2020 Quotes:

"You can't spell A without Gay" - Ryan

"ESL? That's American Sign Language right?" - Jon

"If I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥ in the butt with a condom on it's not gay because it's like a sock for my ♥♥♥♥" - GORO

"I can't believe Boomers went to college for the price of a McChicken and are still this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb" - Jon

"Pregnant women think that they can do cross fit but then their baby comes out with autism" - GORO

"Can Tofu Man be any more less..." - GORO

"Oh look, the village idiot got MVP" - Random on CSGO

"r u brain dead, r u a carrot" - Josh


2019 Quotes:

"I've never wanted to uppercut a women before until I met Shelia" - GORO


2018 Quotes:

(Cop: How are you guys gonna move it?) "Ma'am we're some Strong Boys" - GORO

“If dogs can talk they’d be like furry children that you can pet” - GORO

"This isn't a combo deck it's a wham bam slam Jon deck" - Tubs

"(*In McDonalds* Panda: We're gonna get banned) We're gonna get McBanned" - GORO

"If I blink into the fountain and pop thorns...will it blow up the fountain?" - Tubs

"Gang gang since potty trained" - GORO

"I wanna make poopies but I know it's gonna be diarreha and i don't want to make diarreha. I want to make poopies" - Ryan

"When I started talking to you guys TheePanda was just white, before you said he wasn't" - TheDarkness578

"Would you rather be pissed off or pissed on? Right now I would rather be pissed on because at least I'll have a drink" - Ryan

"♥♥♥♥ lesbians they're not real" - Ryan

"I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself" - GORO


2017 Quotes:

"If you see a midget, you know it's gonna be a good day" - Randy Ivy

"Man, stupid people are so retarded" - Josh

"Sometimes I pinch my weenus and I don't feel anything, so I pinch it harder and I feel it" - Ryan

"He's a T H I C C B O I in a shtick world" - Ryan

"I bet if i had my knife in real life it would smell good, it looks like candy" - Ryan

"Tubs: Wanna see so real hentai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? Panda: wtf no. Tubs: Are you sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?" - Tubs

"Wait why are they focusing gargas..... wait hold up" - Retarded Beast (look it up)

"Mom, can i finesse your nipples?" - Zach

"♥♥♥♥ your pork sword" - GORO

"Shut up Panda, before I use my wide throat to suck your belly" - Tubs

"Stay cleanie, eat weanie" - Ryan

"Have some self econmic fluctuation" - GORO

"I'll show you who has more chromosomes" - GBN

"Sometimes Life's ♥♥♥♥ is gonna smack you in the face and you're not gonna like it" - Panda's Uncle

"Britain thinks they're better than us becuase they have a big ass clock. They named that ♥♥♥♥♥ Ben too" - GORO

"So cold you can feel it in your ♥♥♥♥, so pull up your socks" - GBN

"Team synergy is when you can tell the temperature by sticking your nuts out the window" - GORO

"You can have the McChickens, I would rather have the MugNuggets" - GORO

"You can tongue punch my dirt star" - GORO

"(Panda: So they don't have any desire for sex?) Yea they don't wants to ♥♥♥♥" - GORO

"(Panda: GORO are you homophobic?) No I........just don't like gay people damn lol got em" - GORO

"CLICK THE LANTERN YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HORSE" - Jon

"damn lol got em" - Panda


2016 Quotes:

"(Josh: He's gonna celebrate Kwanzaa) Oh yeah cause he's Jewish!" - Boopyy

"I have twenty seven forty damage.... wait that doesn't make sense, I failed Maths." - Boopyy

"Jon, Its trash CAN not trash CANNOT." - CHR9S

"I'm gonna shove a crayon up my ass while I ♥♥♥♥ a zebra over the microphone." - Josh

"Well ots the ♥♥♥♥." - Josh

"I'm gonna rape my anus on the floor." - Josh

"♥♥♥♥ my butt you stupid slut." - Josh

"What you never seen a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with cowboy boots?!?!" - Random Guy at IHOP

"I think I suck too aggressively." - GORO

"You're all ♥♥♥♥♥♥, report your skin color" - GORO

"Build a thousand bridges suck one ♥♥♥♥ you're not a bridge builder anymore, you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - GORO

"STOP POPPING PILLS AND GET THE KILLS!!!!!" - GORO

"HUDDAWACHA!!!" - Tubs

"Guys I've been doing some theory crafting with Terra!" - Tubs *Goes 0-8*

"How you gonna read a person that can't read?" - GORO

"*Clears throat*... That's why I AWP" - Josh

"Yea know... stress is like a glass of water....if you hold it for like 10 hours that ♥♥♥♥ will hurt" - GORO

"10 lawnmowers a day, keeps the L's away" - GORO


2015 Quotes:

"Big balls, big plays" - GORO