Hey there, buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy... I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big, mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. Like this heavy-caliber, tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by me, built by me, and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.



just trade!