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I came here for only one purpose, and that's to get an achievement for one of my badges.

If I take one houw to cook a batch of cookies and Cookie Monstew has 15 ovens wowking 24 houws a day, evewy day fow five yeaws, how wong does it take Cookie Monstew to make 6 miwwion batches of cookies?

I don't know, that's a good question. No, that doesn't sound weawwy cowwect to me.

Wait a second, it takes one houw to buiwd a batch of cookies? And you have 15 ovens, pwobabwy in 4 diffewent kitchens, doing 24 houws a day ovew 5 yeaws, how wong wouwd it take to get to 6 miwwion?

Hmmm. I don't know. It cewtainwy wouwdn't be 5 yeaws, wight? The math doesn't seem to add up thewe. None of it weawwy adds up, none of it weawwy makes sense. This cwazy cookie anawogy. Six miwwion cookies? Nah I don't buy it.

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