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china numba jon Dec 27, 2021 @ 7:53pm 
-rep stole microwave and made whoopy with my mom
If looks could krill Apr 28, 2021 @ 7:24pm 
-rep scammed me on gmod FurryRP server for my custom ♥♥♥ guzzling elk playermodel
Kaiweezy Dec 9, 2020 @ 7:45pm 
gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
If looks could krill Oct 21, 2020 @ 4:19pm 
OK GUYS IF U GUYS READING THIS MY FRIEND GOOGLE WENT MISSING CALL ME IF U HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY INFO HE IS A GAY PORTUGESE PROGRAMMER WHO LIVES AT HIS PARENTS IN BRAZIL. OUR CLOSEST LEAD IS A GUILD NAMED INVASORES LATINOS IN TAURI TAURI IS A WORLD OF WARCRAFT PRIVATE SERVER PLEASE PASS THE WORD AROUND WE MISS HIM
MAU P @ SPACE CLOSING PARTY 2024 Jun 1, 2019 @ 6:21pm 
YOU ARE IDOT AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥ -REP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
property! Feb 3, 2018 @ 8:16pm 
📁Local Disk (D:)
└📁Steam
⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀└📁Rust
⠀⠀⠀ └📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (E:)
└📁Rust cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Aimlock
⠀└⠀✅Triggerbot
⠀└⠀✅Esp
property! Nov 26, 2017 @ 2:16pm 
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Coldimor Nov 7, 2017 @ 1:55pm 
Careful I attempted to play minecraft with this guy and he tried luring me to his house.
|GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL| May 24, 2017 @ 9:36pm 
-rep Does not know how to make Holy Water
[PGG] dataDyne Dec 4, 2016 @ 3:07pm 
-rep he didn't bomb Hiroshima.
Spooky Action at a Distance Jul 27, 2016 @ 7:17am 
-rep I gifted this cuck DETOUR and he still doesn't have the 1k hours he promised me.
bussy connoisseur Jul 22, 2016 @ 7:41pm 
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rizzzzzza May 16, 2016 @ 12:49pm 
-rep broke my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heart
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you have been visit by the great wall of trump
post to 5 profiles to make america great again
big don Mar 10, 2016 @ 6:55am 
you*re
Mangos Dec 12, 2015 @ 7:12am 
Wtf is this ♥♥♥♥, I own all the warriors of islam
bussy connoisseur Dec 12, 2015 @ 6:30am 
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monke Dec 4, 2015 @ 9:19pm 
that kids hawt
bussy connoisseur Nov 11, 2015 @ 7:00am 
the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye
gimp Nov 3, 2015 @ 5:34pm 
+rep cause he plays 9/11 simulator
Mangos Oct 10, 2015 @ 6:57pm 
I'm currently on summer break from uni, and I don't have a job ( Hard to get when you have a criminal record, don't ask). So instead, I've been playing about 6-12 hours of CSGO a day. This week is like my 5th week of doing this. Now, I'm sure all of us here don't think that this is detrimental to your health, but last night I had a dream I was in game in CSGO. I dont remember what it was about exactly, but I woke up in a frenzy and i shouted IM CT NOT T. I assume I was stuck on T forever on Nuke. I also was playing hide and seek with my baby brother, only to find that I was jiggle peeking corners in real life. I have this crosshair burned into my vision that Im constantly lining up at headshot level. My friends wanted to go out and get pissed today on straya day, however I informed them that I have to get my smurf out of nova 1. The question is, have I taken it too far? I do not know. Have I been playing too much csgo?
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china numba jon Aug 30, 2015 @ 10:53pm 
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china numba jon Aug 22, 2015 @ 9:00am 
+rep Has the worst temper tantrums and doesnt have the power to be the real G-Nar
bussy connoisseur Jul 31, 2015 @ 4:47pm 
+rep gave tip to have cursor on enemy to hit them. very good teacher. i think i might be silver 2 by end of day now :rip:
Han Hones! Jul 20, 2015 @ 12:18pm 
+rep I didn't know I had to stand still to shoot accurately
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Sunflower Overlord Mar 25, 2015 @ 12:02pm 
+Rep His Genetically Mutated Hamster is currently providing my home with power. Only thing I need to pay is a box of twinkies
Offensive Screen-name Feb 27, 2015 @ 12:21pm 
12:09 PM - More Cash Than You ЯG: alright, well I believe that sexuality exists on a continuum and is not definable as orientation by birth but by choice as a preferance, in other words each to his own but everyone is bisexual in between 1 and 10 on a scale with 5 being bisexual, 2 to 4 being straight, and 6 to 9 being homosexual, and some don't like labels: pansexuals
frank Feb 19, 2015 @ 3:16pm 
Legos (handcrafted by me)
dotmcom Feb 19, 2015 @ 2:09pm 
200mg Finely ground RAM horns
Divorced Gay Dad Out On Bail Feb 10, 2015 @ 9:27am 
it was too funny not to. my name is a copy also. im not even a real person.
King of Rats Jan 30, 2015 @ 12:38pm 
+rep fnatic offered to switch to english just to have him on their team but he said fapplets MLG assisonz n33d me. 69 damage snorfapz curd deal with it
Offensive Screen-name Jan 26, 2015 @ 12:39pm 
12:33 PM - Menopause the Pokémon ЯG: Bird Assassin looks pretty good, though
12:36 PM - Fireballis Maximus: k buddy
12:36 PM - Fireballis Maximus: whatever makes u happy
12:36 PM - Menopause the Pokémon ЯG: would it not be better if the game had you as a bird assassinating people instead, like an FPS?
12:36 PM - Fireballis Maximus: no
Jrey Jan 22, 2015 @ 12:37pm 
+rep feggt
gaming Jan 18, 2015 @ 8:51am 
psssssssssst its definitely not rza
RAMIDAN :> Jan 6, 2015 @ 12:39pm 
+rep
bussy connoisseur Oct 26, 2014 @ 10:29am 
+rep sucks at game but when he toggles he gets me to LEM. All it took was a bayonet safari battle-scarred.
Han Hones! Oct 7, 2014 @ 6:08pm 
+rep screen shakes upside down but doesn't hack, 10/10
Sunflower Overlord Oct 6, 2014 @ 6:55pm 
+rep very good CS player, almost as if he got the toggle
rizzzzzza Oct 4, 2014 @ 7:49am 
Snorlax: i need to take a ♥♥♥♥ i got some severe dry swamp ass atm
Mangos Oct 1, 2014 @ 12:21pm 
brettarino is global elite dont listen to him he beat jeff thats all that matters in my book
PrnczBBLGum. Oct 1, 2014 @ 12:12pm 
+rep for lying about me being good at CS to other people IRL.
PrnczBBLGum. Sep 19, 2014 @ 8:09pm 
+smalldong
sændy =D Jul 12, 2014 @ 6:58pm 
+rep
76561198118991749 Jul 8, 2014 @ 4:00pm 
Snorlax: dude i remember i peeing in urinals with my pants down
Snorlax: literally did that all the way up to 5th grade
Snorlax: where i figured out ur not suppose to do that
Treemahn Jul 5, 2014 @ 5:46pm 
Kids a straight ♥♥♥. Irl he sucks the ♥♥♥♥.