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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
30.4 hrs on record
⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Yes I play NSFW⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉
⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄
Posted April 18, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
First of all the final 100th Achievement won't unlock. I've reinstalled the game 6 times, but it still doesn't work. I even reset the score just as many times.
You can't use the achievement items in your showcase.
Plus it does not count towards your 100% progress trough completed games on Steam (from what I've heard)
Sure it is easy and simple, but why buy it if you get nothing out of it.
You can also buy other games that are far much better and contains more achievements for a better price.
I usually never leave negative reviews for games, but when it is as bad as this, then I'm kind of being forced to do so.
Posted October 10, 2022. Last edited October 11, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
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⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣮⣥⣒⠲⢮⣝⡿⣿⣿⡆⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿
Posted February 6, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Author Clicker
Hands Down Best AVN title I've ever played. It's even better than ''Being a Di'k''
I can't tell if this game is a school project or if a random thought just came across this developers mind thinking he would create a visual novel, but this person failed on so many stages. It's a joke towards the Visual Novel genre and a very poor attempt of trying to create a unique Authors game. There is barely any content and when I say that I mean there's like 10 minutes max of ''gameplay'' where you scramble together some text and supposed to match these to a couple of images. Author Clicker makes little sense. Some of the meanings are sloppy, ill grammar, or doesn't really fit in anywhere.
The concept for making a game like this can be sucessful if you create it properly. I'm sure there are many people who would like the idea of creating your own Visual Novel, but this game has too many issues and it's frankly just another mediocre game, if you even can call it a game.

You can't even save the sessions you've put together. There are no settings whatsoever.

There's maybe about 50 different meanings you can choose from. There is also only like 12 different images. The quality is awful and honestly I'd expect it to be slightly better even if this game costs under a dollar. Surely you can find some mediocre novel games that are free somewhere else instead of wasting your time with this masterpiece.

The only positive thing I have to say about this casual ''novel'' is that you can use an auto clicker in order to get points quicker so you can unlock the 7 Achievements.
Posted September 16, 2021. Last edited September 16, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2,828.9 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)

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╠╬╬╬╣ OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣ CHOCOLATE!
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Posted September 5, 2021. Last edited September 5, 2021.
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20 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
1.9 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Reject Horny. Embrace on Hitler's Journey.
Posted August 29, 2021.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
If Peppa Pig was a shooter game, it would've been Iron Snout
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Posted August 23, 2021.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
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⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣟⣻⡺⣊
Posted August 22, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Fluffy Creatures VS The World

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Stage 3 is broken which means you can't finish the game and obtain the final Achievement. Believe me, I have tried.
I've only gotten 1 Trading Card in roughly 1 hour of gameplay out of this clusterfluffypuffypieceofshietgame.
The Controls are too rough which makes the steering incredible annoying and hard.
I would say this is more of a physical rage simulation 2d and it's an insult towards the Platformer genre.
Obviously a money grab and 0 care from the developer. I mean just look at the graphics and the Title screen.
There are no options whatsoever. You can't even change the volume.
These ''fluffy creatures'' looks more like pink turds with hair on them.
Posted August 22, 2021. Last edited August 22, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Eared Hero

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Overall trash and annoying to play.
3 Broken Achievements. Level 11 is like a booby trap. You can't finish it because of a missing platform.
Don't pay for this game, or even try to play it if you're looking for a 100% game.
Money grab from a developer who does not care to fix his game problems.
Title Screen is horrendous.
No Save option - data gets deleted when you exit game.
Controls especially jumping is awful.
Trading Cards does not exist even though it says they do.
Posted August 22, 2021. Last edited September 2, 2021.
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