Yo tenia mi cascabel

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Deez nuts

just remember what I did Cream you shall never forget that very day ;)

weirdest little creamer EVER!

OwO

uwu

get rekt.

apology for poor english
when were you when john lenin dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring
‘john is kill’
‘no’

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are there people 👫who actually thinking 🤔💭💭sucking 😏♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦is gay?✋❌👬 1. you're sharing👍🍖 protein🍗 2. you're 😏👌admiring masculine💪 🍆👀physique😩😩 3. being in the vacinity of other ⬆️high ⬆️testosterone males 👬👬👅⤴️increases ⤴️your own testosterone👌👍👅 eating ♥♥♥♥♥ 😿🙅‍♂️is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨because you're litterally slurp😏ing down ⤵️estrogen⤵️and long term relationships have been proven to ⬇️lower ⬇️testosterone. spartans 🏋️‍♀️💪had gay 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨orgies👅💦 all the 🕡🕜time 🕐🕟and they were the 📈⬆️height of 👍👨‍❤️‍👨masculinity. 💪😩you bet they were at ❗️least ❗️fondling eachothers test producers. all these ☀️summer ☀️DYEL's piss 😑me off😡😡their 😍twink😜bodies don't ❌understand, but in 🕐time i'm sure they'll get it.

I was once told that space is just a dome full of water, and he was right. How else does water drop from the outside ceiling?

I'm being hunted by a Navy Seal just because I told him that he's stupid on 4Chan, he has "Over 300 confirmed kills", and he is highly trained in gorrila warfare, he can kill me in over 700 ways and that's just with his bare hands! he has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and will use it to wipe me off the face of the continent, and will wipe me out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, he's tracking my I.P address as we speak and is sending his secret network of spies across the U.S, in case this guy actually manages to find me, I'll just leave this here... goodbye.

lmao

What day is today, its ALLY'S BIRTHDAY. What a day for a biiiirthday. Now lets have some caaaaake.... And you smell like one too~~

MY LUNCH IS RUINED

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*DIES* WTF TEAM

HEROES NEVER DIEEEE

I GOT THIS TEAM

o um

NEVER I AM INVINCIBLE

NO1 THATS THE POINT DIE BISCUIT

But if I died who would make bad jokes?

die

Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired.

Scum guy removed me cause im white

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Can you be my mommy?

Mathemagics!

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Can you be my mommy?

ur the coolest senpai i know konnichiwa~~~ arigatou!!!!! a happy waifu is a happy laifu ;D

truuuuuu

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