Recent reviews by rat paté

Needs pirozhki and borsch soup, add Ukraine and Chernobyl nuclear reactor, but other than that is blyatiful game.

I'll give it 8.5 cheekis / 10 breekis.

If you want to get surrounded by marathon running russians who don't know what the entire game is about the whole freakin game that also call you several amounts of names and think you know theire language or french people who stay AFK eating croisans in spawn aiming the AWP to the othere side of the map for about 30 seconds. By the way, if you see a guy holding this "AWP" or the so called "Auto-Noob/Aim thingy in his hands you better run, becaus ooooooh boy if he sees one pixel of your charecter it's your bloody death sentence.
Valve be like: "What the freakin hell is Half-Life 3? A ladies' shoe brand? Oh we don't need to realese it, we got this crap game CS:GO we throw skins at it that the people themself who play the game make them so those 0.5 year old annoying ass kids buy tones of keys and crates hoping to get a Karambit Fade. What? Ranking system? We got like 2 of those nonsensical things and when you go play casuals because it doesn't let you play competitive the progress bar goes up 1mm so you get to play tons of those casuals to get you rank up."
And someone explain me why the hell do i shoot the freakin wall and the guy dies of a stroke because of the pant-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jumpskare he got? Crazy right? It's like time when Valve fixed hitboxes for CS 1.6? Well the difference is that they ain't fixin none of dat ♥♥♥♥♥. Matchmaking? Don't even ask about it cuz every time you will fight againsty the british special forces and the navy seals while you got yer self a bunch of 10 year old silvers who just got the game bought by dady or momy... and you're basicaly screwed when as your team leaves you alone at the bombsite and runs the marathon around the entire map getting rilled by the whole other team and just killing your 10 year old team mates as the firing all the walls around the damn place hitting everything but the bad guy.
Talkin about CS 1.6, go play that instead, or if you're just some of those graphic ♥♥♥♥♥♥ just get yourself Counter Strike Source so you can also play TTT in G-mod to forget Global Offensive. Ye you don't have your fancy 50$ skins but you can just go out there and download some of those yourself and you got an actualy good comunity (I live in Portugal and i get to play with russian no-skillers, but in 1.6 i got cool and friendly Tugas sooo yeah). so yeah if i was in your shoes i would not even buy the game on a 90$ summersteam sale. Trust me, you willscream in agony while playing this so called game and having your neighbours pissed off at you while you scream at your microphone.
I don't know what got me into playing these Satans feces and why do people still play this, probably because of those 5$ missions they release ever time and to show everybody that you got cool and expensive skins cuz they're rich 10 year olds. Still remember those day when CS:GO got released, it was pure counter strike and nothing else, co competitives, no skins what so ever, just counter strike. oh well i'll go play some 1.6to bring some of the good olde memories back. oh and it's cheaper..

It just brings the good ole memories back to those who played chassic RPGs (not my case actually) with a pretty cool storry of the protagonist being a bad guy instead of a good guy with verry fun interresting boss fights along with the interresting dialog even though some of the armors and enemies are the same design but with different colors and i would reallly appreciate if the world view armor (the armor that you see while you play) was different even though the armor is kinda cool :) And overall even with the lack of diversity in some of the items and enemies it's till a verry good and fun game to play also due to it's price and i even got it during a sale wich is even better. Awsome game, totally recomended :D

It is a pretty cool game even though the major part of the servers are empty (at least in my region) and it needs some improovements (perhapsw if you pause and unpause the game while piloting a hellicopter the sound effects of it will turn off) but over al i think it's pretty much awsome since i always dreamed of a minecraft-like shooter :D

Release me, release me from it, it pierces through my soul, and i can't take it any more. Please RELEASE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!