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Delaron9 Mar 12, 2017 @ 9:19am 
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Delaron9 Mar 1, 2017 @ 5:17am 
I love the snow
But I did not know
What dangers await
Beneath its glow

I went in the day
So I could play
In a place not far
In a place to stay

I wanted to create
I was only eight
But I did not notice
It was getting late

My hands were cold
I was not so bold
Fore when it came
I laughed and rolled

It started with a numb
It was in my thumb
Then in my face
Then in my bum

I awoke in flora
In a new era
I know where I am
Valhalla
Delaron9 Jan 18, 2017 @ 8:53am 
The Gustav will be heard John. The Gustav does not like ignored. The Gustav will shove potato down throut. Gustav will make Vodka of the Johns blood and potato stomach.
Wonder Jan 7, 2017 @ 4:17pm 
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TrueDarkRose Dec 18, 2016 @ 9:10am 
thats deep delaron

and ♥♥♥♥ you too
Delaron9 Dec 17, 2016 @ 7:55pm 
One fine day, in the middle of the night
Two dead kings went out to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their bows, and stabbed themselves
Spygro Mar 23, 2016 @ 10:31am 
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Delaron9 Feb 24, 2016 @ 5:19am 
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Delaron9 Jan 16, 2016 @ 12:38pm 
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Delaron9 Dec 1, 2015 @ 9:22am 
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