Rei Ayanami

Hey Axis,

I like viewing your profile because it reminds me of how much you used to enjoy when we would get the Thursday $5.99 special for the 10 piece bucket at KFC about 20 years ago. You used to let your sister have the first pick of the pieces. Anyway, your mom and I love you, and we talked about you on our flight to Guyana recently. Proud of you.

-Axis Sr.

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coping for what

coping for what

"And you may ask yourself, how did I get here?". ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you change their bios. Real men like me keep them the same. #boss#kony2012#food

coping for what

Please forgive the neighborhood schizophrenic in my comment section. It’s his way of coping.

I like to play video games. I mean, A LOT of video games. It’s sort of a hobby. I’ll try and hang out with you if you add me, though I mostly play TF2 if you have it (Edit: This is sounds kinda cringey looking back on it lol).

what

yea this is weird af

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literally obsessed

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Oyster Aug 21 @ 8:29pm
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest catgirls you know...
If you get back 5 .. . you will grow nekoears
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤

Oyster Aug 19 @ 3:47pm
What are you trying to tell me

Axis Aug 19 @ 3:46pm
?

Oyster Aug 19 @ 3:21pm
I'm not following you on this one, Creasing.
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Oyster Aug 21 @ 8:29pm

Hi we should play mincraft sometime or mayb roblox pokemon!!!!!

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❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest catgirls you know...
If you get back 5 .. . you will grow nekoears
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤

What are you trying to tell me

?

I'm not following you on this one, Creasing.

I'm a sure masochist.

What are you trying to say.

I’m already excited.

Don't comment on this profile ever again unless you wanna be in for a world of hurt, son.

where is my wife 💀

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I'm sorry, marry me

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This guy sucks

shut up you fat piece of ♥♥♥♥

dont even know what i just read lol, but boy do i sure love having the schizos spam my profile until my inbox reaches double digits

... that is no trick! This smells like the Sandvich!

I'm sorry!! sorry sorry! sorry! I was trying to look cool in front of this stunning medic girlfriend! please oh please have a change of heart Ms. Axis, let's discuss it over lunch, I can make my patented heavy Burgers!

you're mistaken. it was ME on the enemy team that dropped a casual 847 kills (not even counting my assists m'lady), and when I said in chat "Hey Oyster!", he decided that was the right time to HACK my account and change the name to HIS!! and then say "Wow! We rule!".. as revenge, i ordered Jarvis to target the drone strike towards the entire continent of North America (except for m'lady Creasing Asses, i told them to spare her).. what "Fried Oyster Skins" is saying contradicts with facts and logic. that is the only explanation. I WAS WATCHING m'lady's home from a remote location and she never EVER said "No, I rule, thanks for the points, loser!".. never!! so listen up, pal. if you want to mess with me, you've gotta mess with the mexican Hulk, don't get on my bad side or else you'll see the wrath..