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wonder if this guy gets any hoes? seems unlikely...

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+REP BIG HOMOSEXUAL WOULD NOT STOP HITTING ON ME

+Rep Best guy to have around when hunting for ghosts. He is always ready for whatever is thrown at him even when he is handcuffed to a bed. Would play with him again. ;)

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