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I'd be interested in doing a good offer (keys/paypal/btc) on your backpack if you're interested. Feel free to add me :D!
Have a nice day
Not a bot, reputation is on my backpack tf : )
- BigRatJoe
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Homeless Man: There must be a mistake!
Me: No mistake. I can afford to cut back a little. Have a wonderful day.
Homeless Man: (tearing up)
Suddenly, a shrieky little voice rang out. A pasty dude wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora barrelled toward me.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: The ♥♥♥♥ are you doing??!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: No. NO. You worked for this money while he sat on his ass and jerked off. YOU KEEP IT.
He threw the money in my face.
Me: What the ♥♥♥♥ is your problem, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥??
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: Listen to me, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless female. I’m from New York City, where the homeless have the decency to try and work for money, whether it’s shining your shoes, cleaning your windshield, or just doing a little dance on the street corner. I once saw a man with one leg hop in a circle for hours to make $6 in change! That’s the difference between a classy homeless person... and a BUM.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: I don’t need a job because my mom gives me money!
A crowd had formed. Everyone was glaring at this scumbag and a few were even cheering me on.
Homeless Man: You want a dance, you little prick?
Everyone turned to see this homeless man rising to his feet. To our amazement, he began to perform a pitch-perfect, Korean style dance.
Homeless Man: Oppa homeless style!
The crowd erupted. We all began to join in the dance, save for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, who turned bright purple.
Everyone: Op! Op! Op! Oppa homeless style!
I threw my $20 at the homeless man’s feet. Everyone else followed suit, tossing money at him. A woman in a suit gave him her gold watch. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ took off running while the rest of us danced into the night.
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I'm gnot a gnoblin
I'm a gnome
And you've been
GNOMED!
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