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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.9 hrs on record
Posted: Aug 12, 2015 @ 12:51am

This is an inept Raptor: Call of the Shadows clone released 20 years after the fact. I could deal with the flash game graphics (static objects that pan and rotate whee) and Fischer Price: My First Soundtrack if the gameplay wasn't so hopeless. Popcorn enemies are bullet sponges, your weapons are varied but mostly feel impotent, and your gigantic hitbox extends generously past the visual border of your plane. Still, it's largely challengeless because the cheap hits are offset by a huge health bar and recharging shield. It's actually easier to beat many levels without shooting at all. Crazy.

I only paid 25 cents or something, but it would have been better spent on a gumball. I'm mostly just irked that I wasted my time.
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