Squidward On A Chair
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tamale Dec 1, 2023 @ 12:51pm 
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Squidward On A Chair Jun 25, 2023 @ 3:56pm 
@Roe vs Wade What are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay?
1994 CAT Challenger 85C Apr 1, 2023 @ 12:37pm 
When I was about 13, I went fishing with my dad. I caught a fish, and I was really happy about it. I just felt like I had a connection with the fish it just felt very nice in my hands. It felt like it was chosen for me and so when my dad told me to throw that fish back in the water, but I couldn’t do it, so I threw a rock in the water and pretended it was the fish and I shoved the fish down my trouser. The fish was not bigger than my ♥♥♥♥ when it’s hard, but it was in there and the fish got warm as we were going home, and I just remember I was getting a boner as I was going home, and my dad was speaking to me and I tried to shift the focus away from the warm fish because I could feel the fish kinda like shaking and dying on my ♥♥♥♥. It was kinda giving me a uhm, not a blowjob but
1994 CAT Challenger 85C Jan 23, 2023 @ 9:12pm 
I had a dream earlier when I was napping about this girl I have a crush on in school

i was dreaming that she was cuddling with me and she was shoving nutella into my mouth while my head rested on her lap and she was patting me on the head and smiling at me while wiping my mouth with a wipe cuz the Nutella was all over my face… and then she hugged me really tight.

then all of a sudden everything around us went dark and she said “I’m sorry… I can’t do this anymore… I have to go” and she starting fading away into darkness and I started crying in the dream.

when I woke up I felt tears on my face and then i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ felt awkward as ♥♥♥♥
bloodshot tv Mar 10, 2017 @ 1:31pm 
seasoning beef stew and sneezing all in it after breathing in the flu
krustyt Aug 11, 2016 @ 3:46pm 
+rep rad dude :steamsalty: