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One, Two, Freddy's Coming For You

Three, Four, Better Lock Your Door

Five, Six, Grab A Crucifix

Nine, Ten, Never Sleep Again GgWp<3

ur profile made my brain tumor grow back in full force

Here's to a Christmas filled with high FPS, low ping, and epic wins! May your loot be legendary. and your gaming chair extra comfy, Merry Christmas, gamer friend! 🎮🎄🚀

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR
FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY
THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...

The CQC stance at the end was brilliant. I went to a laser tag game a few years ago with my nephew and I employed a CQC stance that I learned from my many hours of MGS4 Online back in the day. Leaning against corners and flipping around to aim with cold precision at this black fella who comments "damn deez ♥♥♥♥♥♥ be filthy" after I beam light into his armor. Those were the days. I stepped by still in my trained stance with my left wrist under the gun keeping it steady. Later the game ended and I walk out passed all my victims. Dozens of 8 year olds clamoring to see their scores. "In first place: Snake!" The kids exclaim "who's snake? He got me a ton of times" I put my sunglasses on. "Heh. Better luck next time kid." I claim my trophy and walk out slowly like I don't give a damn.