I went to Taco Bell and ordered tacos, a quesadilla, cinnamon twists, and a large Pepsi. I was sipping on that delicious Pepsi on the way home. When I got home I put my stuff down, got into pijamas and got ready to eat my delicious food. And now I have no idea where my Pepsi is. I checked all over my house and my car. I’m so confused. I was looking forward to the Pepsi. I’m staring to wonder if I ever had a Pepsi to begin with

In an act of what some call “Gruesome” “Horrifying” “Risqué” “Powerful” “Moving” “Destiny” “Interesting” “Woeful” “Epic” “Determined” “Wow” “Mildly Disturbing” “Peggy18” and “increasingly mundane,” a faith healer from the southern Georgian town “El Presidio” resurrected a horse in what was called “Gruesome” “Horrifying” “Risqué” “Powerful” “Moving” “Destiny” “Interesting” “Woeful” “Epic” “Determined” “Wow” “Mildly Disturbing” “Peggy18” and “increasingly mundane.” The act consisted of what could only be called “neolithic coitus.”

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So it seems you’ve tested positive for the Chinese virus, the so-called Covid NINETEEN, the Corona—nobody knows what to call it, quite frankly. It’s the most amazing thing, no one knew anything about Corona until a few weeks ago.

But the moment I heard about it—the Wuhan flu; it’s also the Wuhan, or WuHAAN—that’s a city in China. Many people don’t know that. But the moment I heard about this Chinese flu, I ordered a test. And it’s an amazing test. We do better testing than anywhere in the world. Some say the Germans have the best tests, but they don’t. Our tests are even better.

So you’re positive for Corona. And usually “positive” is a positive word—it’s a very good word, frankly. Everybody thinks it’s good, apart from what you hear on the news—which is fake. It’s largely fake. But in medicine, “positive” is not so good. So it’s very confusing.

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