My name is Bill Cosby and this is my story.

When I was 10 my entire clan was murdered by some ♥♥♥ with an anime profile picture of Sasuke (I think it was from Dragon Ball). It was unclear whether he was screaM smurfing in silver or had fifty hacks installed on his Nintendo 3DS but either way my ass grew twice the size that day. It didn’t matter how fast I ran or where I hide I couldn't escape from his one tap. He is so skilled to the point that he is able to out peak five AWPer and one tap our entire team with a PP Bizon through mid door, smoke, flash, and your mom’s fat ass. We were dominated 0-16 and our economy were more broke than California while the rest of their team gotten Auto and Sasuke gotten a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Negev. We all knew he had gotten a Negev because he was spraying that ♥♥♥♥ mid door with 5 decoy going off all at once. Sasuke scream on the top of his lungs, “IT ALL ORGE NOW” and in a matter of seconds my whole team decided to voted me off the server and the last thing they said to me were, “run Forrest run, save yourself kiddo we didn’t ask to be in silver but we’re sure as hell going to live through it” when the final F1 was press I saw Sasuke spraying my entire team to Ddust. As I made my escape I thought for a second I could escape his wrath but I was wrong because no matter where I run or how I hide I couldn't escape his one tap. When I get dress in the morning I get one tap, when I take a shower I get one tap, I get in the car I get one tap, When I leave my house I get one tap, I sit in my room all day I get one tap, I looked at other people inventory and I get one tap, I just can’t get away from it.
Even when I ascended into Global Elite they just won’t go away. Against even the mightiest of CSGO heroes such as Kennys, Skadoodle, s1mple, and flusha they still prevail victorious. A little ♥♥♥♥ with a Kirito profile pic has the combined force of ScreaM one tap power, phoon bunny hop, and Kennys AWP strength. Kennys whisper to me and team, “It those damn otaku again. We need to fuse now if we are to hope to win this game!”. As the pros all lend their energies together to create a spirit bomb Kennys power himself up by a spectacular scream, “DRAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOON LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!” not before long he turn into a being of incredible power and change his profile pic into an anime cat girl. With every step Kennys created an earthquake and every breath he created a hurricane. As Kennys approaches Kirito they exchanges blows each of which has the force equivalent to that of the Big Bang. At the end both party disappear and Earth was left in ruin with no survivor beside myself. With no option left I sacrifice my M4A4|Howl to return back to the past to undo the evil that is anime avatar.