All will soon assimilate. All will become corn. All shall be my domain. You too, mere one-dimensional mortal, shall one day fall to your knees before the mighty, and superior-lengthed shucks of me and my people. Bow before me, mortals. Resistance is futile.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOzXRpLD-XU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K6Nm0di_ts
You deserve to succ it feg.




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Alright I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of it. You want ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wisdom? You want to settle this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ debate?
It's not wadding VERSUS folding the toilet paper, it's wadding THEN folding. You gotta combine, man! You can't polish a turd but you can sure as hell polish the cutter, you wanna come in with the wads of paper for a first line of defense, really put those folds to work to scoop out the majority of that fresh debris. Then once you've come to a point where you're only slightly staining the paper a mild summer brown rather than the original loving scoops of nutella, you want to switch up your attack. Start folding that paper, bring in nice smooth flats of it and firmly sand down the entrance to your prison wallet until the pain of the grind begins to overcome the thrill of the fight.
Remember kids: ♪ ♫ Steps down in grit to rid your ♥♥♥♥! ♬