hey can i have that awp



admin he doing it sideways

*DEAD* oamL yyyaA : ♥♥♥♥ u lock
*DEAD* oamL yyyaA : ♥♥♥♥

3:12 PM - lock: yo
3:15 PM - ancient memes: ?
3:12 PM - lock: i'm trying to think of something to name my scattergun but I want it so be a song reference
3:12 PM - lock: any ideas
3:15 PM - ancient memes: i have to take a ♥♥♥♥

11:05 PM - MAD DECENT: not having a yiff buddy is a fate worse than death

12:59 PM - benJe: "I JUST INSTALLED THE GAME, AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO INSTALL MOR EE GAME?" -benje probably

2:56 PM - la:ter: "i get my thrill out of autism" -benje 2016

*DEAD* KiRBY : matty b pls have my children

*invites to csgo matchmaking*
3:50 PM - shawt: TAKING BUZZFEED QUIZES WITH MY GF AND OUR SON

2:41 PM - Sinister Saint: so much dustbowl
2:41 PM - lock: yeah
2:41 PM - Sinister Saint: someone should really wash their dishes

Mr.Manager : please stop rocket jumping
Mr.Manager : its too hard to snipe u

3:41 PM - hey lemme on your hl team: one of the things I like about them is they don't tell you what their songs are about
3:41 PM - hey lemme on your hl team: they let you have your own ideas
3:44 PM - pl_upward: or maybe that's just what they WANT you to think
3:44 PM - pl_upward: ever thought of that ??? ~~~
3:44 PM - pl_upward: B)
3:42 PM - hey lemme on your hl team: oshit
3:42 PM - hey lemme on your hl team: i've been duped
3:42 PM - hey lemme on your hl team: but what if that's what you want me to think what they want me to think?

4:35 PM - lock: why can't you explain it to me
4:35 PM - lock: if you've done it before
4:36 PM - Arhael: I explaine to you then you dont want to undergo to give assurance about our items
4:36 PM - Arhael: so your wasting my time here. idiot
4:37 PM - lock: whoa we don't need to get rude here
4:37 PM - Arhael: I need to unfriend you sorry
4:37 PM - Arhael: bye
4:39 PM - Arhael: I give you 2 minutes to decide
4:40 PM - lock: can i go to the bathroom first
4:40 PM - Arhael: ok



"I need someone to get head from" -Tagg 2014

UGC profile(s)

old account http://www.ugcleague.com/players_page.cfm?player_id=76561198057991328

this one http://www.ugcleague.com/players_page.cfm?player_id=76561198129099799

http://youtu.be/I70Pdg6qcn8?t=2m40s


Nintendo ID: 1006 - 0212 - 5047

Comp EXP:

Highlander:

AUDit - Iron - Medic
Southern Gentlemen - Steel - Soldier IGL
EVL-Gaming - Silver - Soldier and Pyro
Gibus to the Max - Steel - All-around sub
Dustbowling 4 $kill - Steel - Engie

6v6

The Southern Six - Steel - Pocket IGL
Tool-Assisted Gamers - Silver - Roamer IGL
Cloud6 Overscore - Steel - All-around
uLFNPro= - Steel - Demo and Roamer
Burgah.jpg - not sure yet - Scout IGL

4v4

Puerto Wreckans - Iron - sub
Pirates to the Max - Steel - sub



PICKUP LINES

Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.

there's this movie that i wanna see but my mom says i can't go by myself

why did the chicken cross the road?
to go out with me
pls go out with me

4:10 PM - G»M | lock: ey girl
4:10 PM - G»M | lock: are you from tennessee
4:11 PM - G»M | lock: cause you're like a 6
4:11 PM - pika: ayy lamo

Random pb's on jump maps:
jump_rnc_a4 red 6:51.6
jump_beef 1:38
jump_amazon_b1 2:11.1
jump_sketchy (demo) 4:28.1 (soldier) 5:01.6
jump_koi 14:13
jump_embrace 3:34
jump_quba (c1) 2:12 (c2) 4:43 (c3) 8:30
jump_ayers2_a8 5:33
jump_4starters (blue) 2:12 (red) 3:40 (green) 8:24
jump_rush 1:05
jump_baqu (c1) 5m somewhere
jump_annex_v2 8:30
jump_annex_v5 8:44
jump_bomb 7:30
jump_pagoda 10m somewhere
jump_cake_b2 (c1) 1:43
jump_what (c1) 1:40
jump_devils_redo (whole map) 13m somewhere (c1) 2:32
jump_termywermy_beta (c1) 2:12 (whole map) 6:56
jump_nbn_b4b (c1) 2:13
jump_speed 4:20 (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH)
jump_asdf 7:30
jump_eons_b2 4:04
jump_internal_b3 4:07.8
jump_orbital_rc1 1:47.2
jump_home_v2 (soldier) 6:24.8 (demo) 4:43.8
jump_summer_rc1 2:15.3