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🐳 🎈 🚘 🥞 🐠 💚 🚙 💎 💄 👑 💃 👽 🐟 🚕 📒 🥒
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
-- Arturo Toscanini
I will not drink!
But if I do...
I will not get drunk!
But if I do...
I will not in public!
But if I do...
I will not fall down!
But if I do...
I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.
🏀 💙 ⚡ 📕 🌏 🔋 🚗 💛 🎽 🐛 👾 📗 👃 🌸 🐊 🌋