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*goes into comp match*
Some russian guy with a purple dog icon with the name Purp Pupper - "does anyone here have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mic?"
Some guy with the name Gluten Free Smallpox - *plays bootiful music* "MOTHER LOVE ME LONG TIME LONG TIME, SUCKY SUCKY ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥"

*15 rounds later* "OCEAN MAN, TAKE ME BY THE HAND"

*next game* "GARY COME HOME"

Enough said...

-I spawn in a toaster
-i rub 2 rocks together to make a knife
-proceed to get shot in the nipple, and for the rest of the game have an arrow sticking out of my chest
-go to mid
-bullets.

10/10 would get shot from point blank with a sniper again.

i know it says 98 hrs played, but THATS ALL THE GAME LAUNCHER INSTALLING THE GAME! had to let my computer run for 98 hrs strait to install the freaking thing

OMFG IF YOU THINK THIS IS A STUPID GAME, YOU ARE MENTALLY INSANE!! 10/10